Sunday, June 20, 2010

Jake Hangs Out With Wrong Parent This Father's Day Weekend

Points for effort, though!

So I know we've all been wondering what's up with Jake lately, what with hitting on the ladies, smoking dope in public, getting into cars with rock stars in them, and now making the really awkward mistake of thinking his mom is his dad.  Well, our very own sumi k went on a recon mission what she found is astonishing.  As if all this wasn't enough, THIS is what he's been up to when the cameras weren't looking:

Original Video - More videos at TinyPic

Is there no end to this madness??

sumi k, in the grand tradition of Jake Gyllenhaal wearing a dress...

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

MERIT BADGE.  Fucking merit badge for this:

Awesome.  And of course my use of the word "portrayal" here can and should be interchanged with "capture on film of the absolute truth."

As usual, more pics at IHJ!


coffeecat June 20, 2010 at 10:34 AM  

I always thought Jake might be confused - thanks for confirming.

(You can see Jake's eyelashes in his shadow!)

Anonymous,  June 20, 2010 at 11:37 AM  

He looks tired...

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 20, 2010 at 12:05 PM  

Okay, who put the Miracle-Gro in Jake's eyedrops?! Long eyelashes, long fingers, hmmm *smile*!

Anonymous,  June 20, 2010 at 5:36 PM  

I want to thank you for this blog. It has humor, loads of pictures and not too much rambling about nonsense. Some blogs just have way too much information on him.

Becky Heineke June 20, 2010 at 5:52 PM  

^^^ I really appreciate that. :) It's hard to come in when there are already established communities out there, but I knew I could offer something a little different. It's not everyone's cup of tea, I know, but I thought there should be a place for those of us who are fans, but don't take ourselves, or Jake, too terribly seriously. ;)

Sam June 20, 2010 at 6:26 PM  

Oh is it Fathers day there?! Im glad he has least spent it with one parent.. this could have been alot worse!

Anonymous,  June 20, 2010 at 9:37 PM  

Im gonna make a wild guess that this place is Lamill Coffee in Silverlake. It has the same all glass windows and red bar. I hope I get proved right! Argh I almost went there today too!

Sam June 20, 2010 at 10:20 PM  

oh and to Anon 5.36- TOTALLY agreed!!!! There is nothing, and never will be anything quite like this place. PG - have we told you lately that you are THE BEST? If i had your photoshop skills I would give you the biggest merit badge of all!

KD,  June 21, 2010 at 1:04 AM  

That JibJab video by Sumi K might perhaps be the most awesome yet disturbing thing I have ever witnessed in my short 16 years of life of this here planet Earth.

I think I have just found religion.

sumi k,  June 21, 2010 at 7:23 AM  

haha. if there is one thing i aim to do, is to make people feel happy and creeped out at the same time. Mission: accomplished!

PG, thank you for the merit badge. I just couldn't hide jake and his lovely dancer legs from anyone any longer.

I'm going to be out in LA this week, should I come across Gylls I will kindly inform him that Father's Day is, in fact, for his father. Poor thing, no one informed him of that in all his years. But no worries! Agent Sumi K is on the case!

Becky Heineke June 21, 2010 at 8:24 AM  

Thank you so much, Sam!! :)

Agent Sumi K, you have many things to tell Jake (maybe slip something in about stepping up his car getting-into performances, too), but after capturing what you already have on video, I have no doubt you'll come through for us. ;)

Anonymous,  June 21, 2010 at 2:11 PM  

yup, it was LaMill!

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