A long time ago (June), noted human John Barrowman gained minor, short-lived, blogosphere fame for saying he wanted to see Jake Gyllenhaal naked. "Just take your clothes off, Jake!" said Barrowman, to some interview person. He also expressed interest in kissing Jake.
In related news, the sky is blue.
Barrowman, whose current day job is "actor on ABC's tawdry Sunday evening soap Desperate Housewives" slunk back into obscurity for the next month or so (out of shame, no doubt, after Jake did not respond to his advances)...
...BUT NOW HE'S BACK.
AND IT'S WORSE.
Earlier this week, Barrowman once again made the blogging circuit afer insisting that Jake play him in a biopic of his life. Should a biopic ever be made. Which is unlikely. But just in case the opportunity comes up, it should be Jake. Whom I'm sure he still wants to kiss.
Dear John Barrowman,
I think it's really weird that you want to make out with yourself. And to quote a wise woman (me), "If you want to get Jake's attention, I can't think of anything less effective than going the blogging route."
John Barrowman has now surpassed Kris Allen as the Worst Celebrity Who Ever Lived.
Speaking of Jake (as we often do around here), there are only 39 days left to pre-order your Prince of Persia DVD or Blu-ray! Which is why I have now sold out and put little link-y thingies on the sidebar for your convenience.
(Totally kidding about selling out. I never had any scruples or decency to begin with.)
Also, after a few inquiries that made me think that people might actually still be interested, the Jake Watch Store has recently been redesigned and restocked (now 50% less likely to be breaking copyright laws)! So check it out! Jake himself is, of course, a big fan of my T-shirt designing skillz:
Death to Barrowman, and enjoy your Friday!
Original Barrowman pic from HERE. Thanks to Vanessa for letting me know he was back to his old tricks!