Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Shins Splints Just Because I Had Them Too
Here, go read about my life, exactly, because all Jake Gyllenhaal ever does is read things about me on this blog and then give interviews talking about those exact same things. He basically wants to be me, all the time. (And who could blame him MY GOD LOOK AT ME.)
Even if I've never been in an Ikea in my life, it doesn't matter, because I LIKE MEATBALLS, TOO, JACOB.
(Also, this is all Vanessa because obviously I would never be on top of things enough to have these scanned in already.)
Complete Men's Journal article below the jump!
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