Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Jake Enjoys Russia a Little Too Much

Jake was in Moscow yesterday (or maybe the day before...who can understand time zones anymore?) for a Prince of Persia premiere.  First he went around acting like he'd hit the vodka bottle a few too many times before showing up to his photo shoot:

And then he turned around and started acting like this:


Well, maybe that's the way things have been since I've been away, but PG is back now, baby.  We'll have no more of that.  I'll let LEGO Jake aid me in illustrating my dissatisfaction with such behavior, courtesy of his rotatable facial expressions:

LEGO Jake from Official LEGO Site.


Sam May 12, 2010 at 4:40 PM  

Hmmm... not sure about this. I think in both pictures he has had a little tooo much gin. I blame the alcohol- he must have his beer eyes on. This chick isnt 5ft, 35kg and blonde! He's changed...

Becky Heineke May 12, 2010 at 5:17 PM  

I know, right? Blonde hair, blue eyes, more famous than he is...the man has a type. Well, no more of this nonsense, regardless. Obviously he should remain celibate at all times, so as not to offend the rest of us...

Elena May 12, 2010 at 6:19 PM  

hi, Prophecy Girl!!

glad of seeing you around :)

haha, I missed the old times when we talked about Jake's type, you know: blonde, thin and non celibate ;)

Becky Heineke May 12, 2010 at 7:21 PM  

YAY, Kendra! Thank you for stopping by! Hopefully we'll be having some new-old times again before we know it... :)

Cina May 13, 2010 at 2:22 AM  

I thought he was holding a fishing rod first.

Sam May 13, 2010 at 5:38 AM  

Hi Cina Hi Kendra! The troops are showing up! YAY!

Becky Heineke May 13, 2010 at 8:54 AM  

It totally looks like a fishing rod! (I didn't even notice that. I think I'm rusty.)

Goose,  May 13, 2010 at 3:28 PM  

Blonde hair, blue eyes, more famous than he is...

Two ex-beards fit the same description, yuck!

Jake, please no more beards.

Becky Heineke May 13, 2010 at 3:48 PM  

Goose, what site do you think you're on? There are other communities for that. Plenty of them, in fact, and if you need directions on how to get to them, send me an e-mail.

Don't mistake me for being new to this. I've been at this a long damned time and rest assured I will delete every comment you leave if you don't play nice...

Shamrock May 13, 2010 at 5:30 PM  

No worries the Jake lego will teach him a lesson. No more druken escapades in Russia with mysterious brunettes that have balls of hair on the top of their heads.

Sam May 13, 2010 at 6:14 PM  

Alec, ive heard these balls of hair are the new thing. Infact in my country the hairstyle even has a name "Pebbles" Weird shit i know. Shoot me if you ever see my hair like that PLEASE!!!

Shamrock May 13, 2010 at 6:46 PM  

That is some weird shit. Is that what it takes to attract the Gyllenhaal these days? I might consider it as one time deal thingy if I happen to know I will be in the company of Jake.

Sam May 13, 2010 at 8:02 PM  

True! maybe we should embrace the pebble?! It could be some secret agent signal or something.

Actually- on that note- i think PG has a "pebble" version in her avatar right now? Damn i knew she was onto things but i didnt realise how much!!!!

Becky Heineke May 13, 2010 at 8:43 PM  

Hell, who do you think the girl in that picture was trying to imitate??? My influence spreads far and wide...

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