Wednesday, June 16, 2010

What Nefarious Business is Jake Gyllenhaal Up to Now?

Looking a little too nonchalant:


Checking behind him:

Dodging into alleys:

And what's with the pants?

My guess?  Gang initiation.  The wardrobe covers the heat he's packing.  I defy anyone to prove me wrong.

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39 comments:

sumi k,  June 16, 2010 at 8:10 PM  

those look like tear-away stripper pants!

gylls, why you hiding that secret from us, bby???

Prophecy Girl June 16, 2010 at 8:50 PM  

STRIPPER PANTS! My God, you're right. He's a male stripper and we never knew...

KD,  June 16, 2010 at 10:44 PM  

I like the pants. I like to think about what they could hold (and are probably holding!)

Sumi K- hot dang; you're right! So the ultimate question: Boxers or briefs? Or boxer briefs?! WHAT KIND OF MALE STRIPPER ARE YOU, JAKE?!

(the world may never know...)

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 17, 2010 at 2:02 AM  

I'm going with Calvin Klein briefs -- the waistband has shown in so many pics that they should pay him for advertising! Of course, commando would work for me too...!

KD,  June 17, 2010 at 2:04 AM  

I was reading the latest issue of Cosmopolitan (my mother orders it...uncomfortable? maybe!)and there was a couple of things about Jake:

1) A picture of him and his pinky ring (http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/154487/JAKE-GYLLENHAAL-WONDERCON.jpg) and it said something along the lines of: "This may seem like a wussy sort of accessory, but it says that a man is so confident in his manliness that it doesn't faze him!" Yes, they used the word manliness...

my thoughts: damn straight he's manly. Redundancy is redundant.

2) A full page on how his and Reese's (body) chemistry was better than Reese's and her new man's. Sort of strange how they figure these things out, if you ask me. But there were some great pictures. I'll see if I can find them.

KD,  June 17, 2010 at 2:05 AM  

gyllenhaalisgr8 - Yesss, I love briefs, though he could rock boxers easily as well. Commando? Like his father, you mean?

Ahahaaa.

KD,  June 17, 2010 at 2:14 AM  

Upon my random browsing of the web looking for non-Gyllenhaal related things, I discovered this jewel of an interview: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/exclusive/jessica-alba-interview-3

Most of it's boring but Jessica Alba does mention she has a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal.

On the flip side: Ashley Tisdale would say no if Jake asked her out:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/exclusive/ashley-tisdale-cover-interview?click=main_sr

Oh the wacky world of celebrity!

S4M985 June 17, 2010 at 6:41 AM  

Wow, these pants are interesting.. way too big, they make him look skinny as!! But looks like Jake took our advice and got NEW SHOES! Good work Gylls, i like them.. just dont wear em too much now!

S4M985 June 17, 2010 at 6:43 AM  

Oh, and i think there is enough room for me to get into those pants with him!! ;)

Prophecy Girl June 17, 2010 at 8:20 AM  

KD, check out your amazing research prowess! I refuse to support these actresses crushing on Gylls (but only because they have the chance to, you know, actually talk to him while the rest of us must crush unrequitedly!).

The pinky ring thing sounds fantastic! If you ever find that, let me know. :) Of course we all know how secure he is in his manliness, but it's nice to see the magazine world has caught on, too. ;D

Call Me Mo June 17, 2010 at 10:40 AM  

See what happens when you hang out with lead singers of Maroon 5! You join gangs and/or become a stripper. Shame.

Nothing Really Matters June 17, 2010 at 1:54 PM  

Lol! I wanna see this "heat he's packing" Looks like it could be big! :-P

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 19, 2010 at 8:10 PM  

KD - Did not get the commando/father reference; just happy the family jewels were healthy enough to produce Jake!

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