Jake Cops a Feel, Is Not Impressed

This picture is so awkward.  The guy on the right has so clearly just done what Jake is doing and come to the same conclusion.

There is no reason why Emmy Rossum should whore herself out like that.

WELL WELL, as long as I Heart Jake has dagger-of-timed itself back to 2004 (see yesterday's post), let's enjoy some more pictures from this year of epic Jake disaster movies and talk about how in those days Jake's Facial Hair Alert Level was merely Guarded.

Cue the over-the-top photocall laughter!

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