While We're on the Subject of Season 8 American Idol Contestants, Here is Your Adam Lambert Post!

Consider this the second in our roughly seven billion part series "Things I Missed During the Prince of Persia Promotional Blitz," with today's installment being "That Time Jake Went on Jonathan Ross's Show the Same Day Adam Lambert Did."  (Which I didn't so much miss as I hadn't started the blog yet when this aired.  I actually think it was very inconsiderate of Jake not to wait until I was ready.) 

Below is Jake's interview, in which he admits he has no friends and then starts frying up an iPad like the crazy millionaire that he is.  (Note to Jake:  I will be your friend if you give me an iPad.)

Also of interest:  He decides not to take his shirt off (losing yet more opportunities for friends), lays down the law when Jonathan comes onto him (add Jonathan Ross to our Celebrity Stalker List), skirts around a drug discussion (though he's not fooling us), gets roped into another drug discussion (which, like the first one, revolves around bedroom performance), and reveals that among his many and varied talents, he's also a dab hand with screws and glue (even if he can't make a simple chair).

And back to the part of this post in which the headline is relevant, wacky hijinks ensue later when Jake and Adam decide to entertain themselves backstage by having a contest to see who can least accurately mimic an American Southern accent:


There are no losers here, boys!

Thanks to Vanessa for the YouTube links!

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More Celebrities Blacklisted for Stalking Jake (Kris Allen, I'm Looking at You)

Gabriella Cilmi, person whose existence I was previously unaware of, is now on our watch list till the end of time for this horrifyingly intrusive and inappropriate comment during an interview last week:

“I can’t wait to see ‘Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time’ with Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s pretty fine if I might say so. I probably wouldn’t be able to talk properly though because when I get nervous I can’t construct a sentence.”

AHHHH THE HORROR.  Control yourself, woman!!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY, at this time I am unable to devote the time needed to appropriately reprimand Gabriella because her out of control comments, while shocking, have nothing on what was said by Kris Allen, who has just rocketed to the top of our list of Worst Celebrity Jake Stalkers Ever.  Yes, he trumps even Dustin Hoffman, a man who was once so overwhelmed by Jake's presence that this happened (Susan Sarandon was mortified):

What could a person do that could possibly be worse than that?  Well, first Kris answered this question, shouted by a raucous female fan with an overactive imagination:


  
And then MTV asked him to explain, and he just made A BAD SITUATION WORSE:

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(I think the interviewer might have a man-crush on Jake himself.)

Kris Allen, for God's sake, keep it together, man.  And learn from the mistakes of Jimmy Fallon.  'Cause he crossed this line too, and if you keep acting like this, Jake might have to break out his fists of fury and go ninja on your ass. 



Don't say I didn't warn you.

Thanks to HappyDogBlog for the tip and Vanessa for the gif!

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