Jake Gyllenhaal does not even care how badass he is, that is how badass he is. He's just rolling up his shirt sleeves and letting the whole world see what God and years of a strict, personalized gym regimen have given him. Gun show directly ahead:
And yet again here:
The first picture comes from a friend of a friend of TheHappyDogBlog. (Three steps removed?! That's practically like we were there!)
The second comes from someone on Twitter who is no doubt really confused as to where all of these hits are coming from that she's getting on this picture.
Both are evidence that in this digital age of gadgetry and instant communication, we, the public, are giving the paparazzi a run for their money. (And thank God, am I right? 'Cause I ain't seen no paparazzi pictures of Jake worrying over his tan lines. Score one for the masses!)
ALSO FOR YOUR MONDAY, there's this bit of YouTube gold, which I am presenting for the consideration of the group. Of course, all fan encounters with Jake must be approved by me in advance, and as I'm considering the video below this girl's application, I am open to opinions on the matter:
Thanks to Call Me Mo for the YouTube tip! And huge thanks to HappyDogBlog for tracking down the first picture and getting permission for me to post it!