CONFIRMED: Jake Looks Like Shit While Running JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

A long time ago (April), I started a new Tumblr blog to celebrate how immensely idiotic I look in running pictures.

This weekend, I e-mailed Jake a link, and because he and I are such close pals, he immediately wrote back and said, "Becky, as always, you are so right about everything!  People really DO look stupid when they run!  I want to be in your blog."

And I was like, "Go for it, bitch, 'cause all you gots to do is jog down the street and you will make the cut."

And then today I checked IHJ and saw these:

So I would like to thank Jake, right now, personally, for running this weekend SOLELY because he wanted to make my blog.  And I'd like to thank him doubly for doing that tongue thing and also tying that fluorescent whatever around his waist, because that made him look extra weird.  BUT.  He totally would have made the cut anyway, because his legs are doing that dumb runner-y thing that happens when you're running really well but it doesn't look like it on film.

Thanks, Jake!

(Oh, and I should have told you sooner that the Tumblr deal is really just for me, so, er, I'm not going to add your photo, after all that.  But for real, you're such a champ for doing this for me.  If I had a dime for every way you show me you care...)

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