As readers of the previous posts' comments know (and readers of any other Jake blog in existence since it seems to have been covered quite extensively), Stephen got remarried over the weekend. Of course there are tons of pictures...
Surely the Gyllenhaals knew these pictures were being taken, right? And were those all of the pictures that were taken? Jake is prominent throughout...is this because more pictures were taken of him? (Leading to the question of why the pictures were taken in the first place if he was the focus.) Or were there more pictures in total, but the ones of him are the ones we're seeing because he's the most famous family member?
Where do these pictures come from? Who takes them? Who decides when and where to release them? Who decides which of the shots are released to the public and which stay in the vault?
It's Stephen Gyllenhaal's second wedding for Christ's sake. Who on Earth would care enough to send a photographer off to capture it on film?
And perhaps the biggest question of all is how is it possible that Stephen and I have roughly the same amount of gray hair?
(Answer: Stephen did not age prematurely like I did, because Stephen did not have to go through his twenties bearing the weight of having his entire existence disregarded by Stephen Gyllenhaal.) (If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's because you still haven't read I'm Stalking Jake! the book! You should get on that.)