Wednesday, December 8, 2010

How Many Goddamn Pictures of Jake Did You Australians Take? (A Poem, by Prophecy Girl)

Jake is in the Land of Oz.
He flew in Saturday because
A film he wants us all to see,
Let's look at his publicity!

Here is Jake in Sydney and


His coffee cup's secure in hand:


A photoshoot's where he went next:


Stop right there, Jake, on the X!


Then it was time to take some questions:


With his usual pained facial expressions:


For the carpet he wore an Oxford gray:


But (damn) was outshone by Anne Hathaway:


Oh!  It's Jake upon a boat:


Oh!  He loves this poem I wrote:


With Anne he walked around a bunch:


And then he met U2 for lunch:


But home is where he goes from there:


In fact, right now he's in the air!

Before I switch this back to prose,
There is one question I must pose:
My God, Australia, how'd you take
So goddamn many pics of Jake?!

Ten zillion more shots at IHJ.

39 comments:

Prophecy Girl December 8, 2010 at 10:45 AM  

I have no idea if he's actually in the air right now; I totally made that up so it would rhyme. :)

Vanessa December 8, 2010 at 11:44 AM  

LMFAO, PG! Good one! I take it this poetic post is a sign you are back to feeling good again. >;-)

There truly are 10 zillion pics of them in Oz over at IHJ & everywhere else. Geez! I was astounded at the number of pics of them just on that yacht alone.

He just may still be in the air, since it is about a 22 hour flight & it looked like he left yesterday from there about 7 pm central time. Who knows? I'm sure there will be a shitload more pics of him when he actually lands at LAX some time today!

Vanessa December 8, 2010 at 11:49 AM  

BTW, I posted more video & audio interviews over in the forum this morning from Oz on the December news thread.

I also posted more of the pics from US Weekly on the J/T thread too so everyone can have at 'em... >;-P

Nothing Really Matters December 8, 2010 at 11:57 AM  

Lol darling! You always bring a smile to my face!

I <3 Anne Hathaway!

coffeecat December 8, 2010 at 11:58 AM  

Total win, PG. And total win, Oz, because all of these photos show the front side of Jake, not just the back.

I love the 2nd photo with the coffee where it looks like he has 2 sets of arms. (For holding all the stuff he has?)

coffeecat December 8, 2010 at 11:58 AM  

Pussy! You and were posting at the same time! xx

Prophecy Girl December 8, 2010 at 12:47 PM  

I wish I was feeling better!! :( Alas, I think I'll have to chalk this one up to a fevered brain. :)

I couldn't *believe* how many pictures there were and I was at a loss on how to even approach it, but then the first few lines came spontaneously to me whilst brushing my teeth this morning. This is the only good thing to come from my persistent illness so far. :D

And WOW, CC, you're so right. The Aussie photographers have to be applauded not only for catching so many forward-facing shots, but for also finally catching on film his secret extra set of limbs (!!!).

Linna,  December 8, 2010 at 12:54 PM  

LMAO!! Excellent!! You always know how to take us by storm, PG :-)

Sorry you're not well, though :-( Hope you feel better soon. *hugs*

Linna,  December 8, 2010 at 12:55 PM  

And... HE MET U2 FOR LUNCH?! I'm so jealous I might puke :-(

Call Me Mo December 8, 2010 at 3:01 PM  

I'm not digging the chambray. It's either too loose, too untucked, or just a bad choice with the jeans. Either way, it's not working.

Your next book should be a poem book.

S4M985 December 8, 2010 at 3:17 PM  

Literary Genius PG!!! Well Done! I am also shocked as to how many paps we have in this country... with these guys around, Oprah and also U2 they have been having a couple of very good weeks lets just say that!!!

Anonymous,  December 8, 2010 at 3:20 PM  

he is back in LA (well until he heads out to Nashville to meet his SQUEEZE for her birthday party)

Here is a video of the twosome over Thanksgiving. I don't see a 'bounce' in their step and I don't see where he is being polite. usually a guy lets a girl walk BEFORE him (hold the door open)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCPpNgnwyM&feature=player_embedded

Nothing Really Matters December 8, 2010 at 3:40 PM  

CC darling I seem to do that alot!

KD,  December 8, 2010 at 7:56 PM  

Truth in poetry. Once again PG shines with unbeknown talent.

I seriously just skipped all the photos and videos of Jake in Oz land. Way too many for me to bother myself with. Hahaha.

Anne looked flawless, stunning, and cute as always. :)

Prophecy Girl December 9, 2010 at 11:03 AM  

I'm not digging the chambray. It's either too loose, too untucked, or just a bad choice with the jeans.

What I want to know is what is up with the shoes. Are they supposed to look like that?? (Granted I have zero fashion sense myself, so perhaps I'm missing a new trend in dirty-looking shoes...)

Vanessa December 9, 2010 at 7:31 PM  

^^^^ I was wondering about his shoes myself, since he always seems to wear the same ones or at least they are all similar.

BTW, the paps stalked J&T today in LA & they called the cops on them supposedly. I put up a link in the forum on the J/T thread. Hmmm, this is definitely starting to get more & more interesting to say the least... ^_^

EmPotential December 10, 2010 at 5:42 AM  

Anne Hathaway looks like she was 'shopped into the fourth pic!

Anonymous,  December 10, 2010 at 8:37 AM  

FUCK OFF AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR SITE YOU ASSHOLE CUNTS.

Prophecy Girl December 10, 2010 at 8:50 AM  

^^^ Whoa, tiger. About a nine on the tension scale there! Who are you and what are you talking about?

coffeecat December 10, 2010 at 9:41 AM  

I agree about the shoes. What's up with that?

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