Jake is in the Land of Oz.
He flew in Saturday because
A film he wants us all to see,
Let's look at his publicity!
Here is Jake in Sydney and
His coffee cup's secure in hand:
A photoshoot's where he went next:
Stop right there, Jake, on the X!
Then it was time to take some questions:
With his usual pained facial expressions:
For the carpet he wore an Oxford gray:
But (damn) was outshone by Anne Hathaway:
Oh! It's Jake upon a boat:
Oh! He loves this poem I wrote:
With Anne he walked around a bunch:
And then he met U2 for lunch:
But home is where he goes from there:
In fact, right now he's in the air!
Before I switch this back to prose,
There is one question I must pose:
My God, Australia, how'd you take
So goddamn many pics of Jake?!
Ten zillion more shots at IHJ.