Jake Watch Classic: A Gyllenhaal Masterclass

How to Make People Who Are Usually Attractive Look Less Attractive...

...Merely By Standing Next To Them.

I am Jake Gyllenhaal, and I feel sorry for tiny Tom Cruise for having to be photographed with me.  Oh wait, you don't see Tom Cruise in this picture?  My point exactly.

This has been a Jake Watch Classic.

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