Jake Gyllenhaal Released From Prison

This is what you get when you hang out with Adam Levine and do drugs.

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BREAKING: Jake Gyllenhaal Once Again Has Facial Hair

He's also checking out chicks, reading other people's text messages, and being hit on by Dustin Hoffman.  It was a WILD NIGHT OUT for Gylls.  Slow down, tiger!

(With this, we can add Dustin Hoffman to our list of blacklisted celebrities.)

If you're wondering who the man is he's with, that's me.  In disguise.  It's a poorly-kept secret that I'm actually with Jake pretty much all of the time.

UPDATE:  Call Me Mo has rightfully noticed that the Gyllenhaal Protection Agency has officially been put into action.  See below:

(No incidents outside the game, though obviously The Hoffman Incident suggests we need to work on our arena skills.  But hey, it was only our first day.)

FURTHER UPDATE:  There are now even more pictures of Jake, this time walking out of a restaurant and being offered a joint (I warned you he had a wild night):

And true, from these pictures it looks like he didn't take it, but how else do you explain this:

More at PopSugar and even more at IHJ!  Thanks to HappyDogBlog for the tip!  And thanks to Call Me Mo for pointing out that I'd missed the best shots of the set!

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