Jake Reemerges as Prophecy Girl Disappears
Little known Prophecy Girl trivia...Jake and I IM each other every single morning. This is what we talked about today:
BubbleBOI1219: WASSSUP!!!
Stalker901: When r u coming out?
BubbleBOI1219: LOL did u not see Adam L at Perez? Get w/ it. LOL
Stalker901: Nerd, i meant out in public.
BubbleBOI1219: LOL this weekend. $35 to hear about my life.
Stalker901: People pay to hear about your life? SUCKAS.
BubbleBOI1219: ROTFLMFAO. u coming?
Stalker901: I'm in seattle WA this weeknd bro. We talked about this
BubbleBOI1219: Oh yeh.
BubbleBOI1219: Wait.
BubbleBOI1219: Seattle?
BubbleBOI1219: who is this?
Stalker901: ...
BubbleBOI1219: Damn shortie, I thought I blocked you. LOL
Stalker901: FAIL. You IMd me.
Stalker901: Seriously, stop thinking I'm Lance Armstrong. We talk every single day
OH THAT JACOB. He's always pretending to forget about my existence, for laughs.
But he really is going to be talking for money this weekend. Talk all about it in the forum! Do it for your poor leader, who will miss out and will be looking for a recap when she gets back...
And I really am going to Seattle early tomorrow morning and won't be back until Tuesday night. For a while I was concerned that my trip would overlap Stephen's stay, since he was hanging out there FOR MONTHS making some movie or something.
But to the enormous relief of all parties involved (see book for the long and tortuous history between PG and the Gyllenparents), he found out in advance that I was coming and left the city weeks ago. (Ours is a strained relationship.)
HAPPY WEEKEND, stalkers. And if you haven't already checked out the book discussion going on in the forum, that is your homework while I'm gone. I will be back...
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