Prophecy Girl Live-Blogs Whatever This Love and Other Drugs Coverage Is on Entertainment Tonight!
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Jake Gyllenhaal has had such a busy week this week, what with dying and then coming back to life and all. He's like Jesus, except less hairy...no...wait...he's exactly like Jesus.
Also like The Lord Himself, when we ask Jake, we shall receive, and for a long time now, we've been asking Jake why the hell we haven't received something about his next movie. You know the one. Love and Other Drugs. The movie Jake hated so much that he kept trying to run away from the set.
There he goes again.
But today, our prayers are being answered (yay!) in the form of a clip on the questionably reputable American celebrity-based television rag Entertainment Tonight.
So here we go!
6:30 - Tonight! On Entertainment Tonight! Teri Hatcher, no makeup? No Botox? Nooooooo!!!
6:30 - ALSO "two big movies, one big exclusive" (whatever that means). There's some stuff about Reese and Paul Rudd but NO ONE CARES.
(still) 6:30 - Now we care: "Jake charms Anne Hathaway right out of her clothes!" This is accompanied by Anne losing her shirt and Jake looking like he can't believe his luck at that.
6:37 - Already! Jesus. I am not going to be able to do this justice.
I am dying already for this to be on YouTube so that everyone on Earth can see it. All of you are going to be happy beyond words. SO MUCH JAKE.
Alright we've got...
- Jake calling some woman "Lisa" and some dude telling him that's not her name. This leads to Jake rambling through the sleaziest of all explanations as to why calling a woman by a wrong name will lead to her sleeping with him. (Don't act like you wouldn't fall for it, either.)
- Jake is drinking. Jake is in the office. Jake is being hit on the head by Anne Hathaway (and her purse).
- Jake is hitting on every single woman who has shown up on film with him so far.
- Jake tells Anne she has beautiful eyes and she...totally goes for the comedic repartee instead of jumping him across the table like a normal person would do.
- JAKE IS CRYING.
- Jake crying means that ANNE IS CRYING.
- And we've come full circle to the first scene where Anne takes her shirt off and Jake looks all happy, but OH I forgot to mention earlier that Jake's brother (roommate?) is also in the room and there is much screaming and yelling (this is the "comedy" part of this romantic comedy).
And that was it! I missed, like, 80% of it, I think, in this recap. :(
Vanessa gets KUDOS FOR LIFE for hooking us up with the video on this. :D
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6:30 - Tonight! On Entertainment Tonight! Teri Hatcher, no makeup? No Botox? Nooooooo!!!
6:30 - ALSO "two big movies, one big exclusive" (whatever that means). There's some stuff about Reese and Paul Rudd but NO ONE CARES.
(still) 6:30 - Now we care: "Jake charms Anne Hathaway right out of her clothes!" This is accompanied by Anne losing her shirt and Jake looking like he can't believe his luck at that.
6:37 - Already! Jesus. I am not going to be able to do this justice.
I am dying already for this to be on YouTube so that everyone on Earth can see it. All of you are going to be happy beyond words. SO MUCH JAKE.
Alright we've got...
- Jake calling some woman "Lisa" and some dude telling him that's not her name. This leads to Jake rambling through the sleaziest of all explanations as to why calling a woman by a wrong name will lead to her sleeping with him. (Don't act like you wouldn't fall for it, either.)
- Jake is drinking. Jake is in the office. Jake is being hit on the head by Anne Hathaway (and her purse).
- Jake is hitting on every single woman who has shown up on film with him so far.
- Jake tells Anne she has beautiful eyes and she...totally goes for the comedic repartee instead of jumping him across the table like a normal person would do.
- JAKE IS CRYING.
- Jake crying means that ANNE IS CRYING.
- And we've come full circle to the first scene where Anne takes her shirt off and Jake looks all happy, but OH I forgot to mention earlier that Jake's brother (roommate?) is also in the room and there is much screaming and yelling (this is the "comedy" part of this romantic comedy).
And that was it! I missed, like, 80% of it, I think, in this recap. :(
Vanessa gets KUDOS FOR LIFE for hooking us up with the video on this. :D
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