Monday, November 8, 2010

Actual Google Searches that Have Led People to this Site

Periodically, I check to see where you people are coming from.  Sometimes I understand why Google sends you my way, sometimes I don't.  Here is a sample of the searches that have sent curious internet-users to this blog over the past six months (capitalization and punctuation original):

Does Jake G like Indian women?

"dressing like a unabomber"

Ryan Gosling at the gym 2010

Where is Jake Gyllenhaal now?

jake gyllenhaal + wearing + watch

turning into a wolf

"Kris Allen stalker"

"i'm straight but jake gyllenhaal"

donnie darko fork

jesus turned into a werewolf

"I was a gay cowboy before it was cool" shirt jake real

jake gyllenhaal bathtub

when did jake gyllenhaal grow facial hair?

what glasses is jake gyllenhaal wearing in the trailer for love and other drugs

jake gyllenhaal porn

jake gyllenhaal look alike porn

jake gyllenhaal always hitting on girls

i'm stalking my man

achievement christmas ornaments

poll using pictures

list of blacklisted celebrities

donnie darko too confusing

shirtless shamm

 jake gyllenhaal laughing meme

The last searcher didn't stay on the site.  The one looking for Christmas ornaments did. 

Go figure.


Sasha,  November 8, 2010 at 2:17 PM  

hahah I understand some of the searches, some a weird and other are like huh?

I didn't even know one can do that with a website and even see how the one on search reacts - I mean in this detail ... I'll never google and jump directly on to a page ... ROFL

Nothing Really Matters November 8, 2010 at 2:22 PM  

Darling I think you just made my day =]

Sam November 8, 2010 at 3:39 PM  

That was totally awesome. We knew there was some weirdos out there!!

"jake gyllenhaal always hitting on girls" YOU WISH! lol!

Vanessa November 8, 2010 at 5:19 PM  

Haha, that is too funny. I never understood key words, tags, or labels for doing a search until last year even though I have worked on the net for at least 15 years. Weird. & one thing that I have always loved about your blog is your funny as shit labels.

This one is unbelievable:
"donnie darko fork" WTF??? LMFAO >;-P

KD,  November 8, 2010 at 6:20 PM  

Huh, I don't think any of these were mine.

Vanessa November 8, 2010 at 7:09 PM  

Well, hell, it could be worse, I suppose. They could do a search like this instead:
Donnie Darko turns into a gay werewolf while hitting on Indian porno stars in the bathtub dressed as the unabomber.

Haha, I just now saw the one that says, Jesus turned into a werewolf. lolling..

gyllenhaalisgr8 November 8, 2010 at 8:38 PM  

Vanessa -- "They could do a search like this instead:
Donnie Darko turns into a gay werewolf while hitting on Indian porno stars in the bathtub dressed as the unabomber." Too good!! Bravo!!

Anonymous,  November 8, 2010 at 8:43 PM  

MadisonLewis1: @DHardie spotted: t swift and jake gyllenhal at the greenwich hotel eating on the patio with jakes mom!!!!
about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Anonymous,  November 8, 2010 at 9:46 PM  

Since Taylor is in Nashville rehearsing for Weds CMA awards she can't be in NY


gyllenhaalisgr8 November 8, 2010 at 10:02 PM  

It will be interesting to see if Jake shows up Wednesday to watch Taylor and his bud Gwyneth perform!

Sasha,  November 9, 2010 at 5:41 AM  

totally offtopic, but since PG posted some funny searches I thought I give you that

I really laughed so hard, everything hurts............. ROFLOLMAO!!!!

hope you enjoy it as much as I did

joelliea November 9, 2010 at 8:34 AM  

Mine was a generic one: "jake gyllenhaal twitter account".

Of all the results appeared on first page, this caught my attention:

A catchy title.

Still there. Listed on No. 9.

Becky Heineke November 9, 2010 at 11:51 AM  

Sasha, that was more on topic than Taylor Swift!! :) I was definitely laughing out loud at a few of those. :D

Joelliea, that's awesome! When I first started this blog, I was really conscious of putting keywords in the post titles. Apparently in some cases in actually worked!

And I have to say that combining the craziest of these definitely brought the lulz... HAHA to the comments on this so far... :D

Anonymous,  November 9, 2010 at 5:36 PM  

OMG, Sasha, thank you for that link, it`s hilarious! :DDD


Vanessa November 9, 2010 at 6:51 PM  

Thanks for that link, Sasha, I laughed out loud myself. That has totally happened to me on my cell phone when I tried texting. Hated it.

Sure makes for funny stories, though. >;-)

joelliea November 9, 2010 at 7:26 PM  

@PG, that link practically saved me from following fake jakes *lol*. Thank you for that.

@sasha, I LOVE that autocorrect site. Genius! Laughed so hard till I couldn't breathe, especially at the one "brrrp did you have a stroke?".

gyllenhaalisgr8 November 10, 2010 at 4:36 PM  

I have not started a blog, lol! Just my same old face book group!

I don't think Jake will show at the CMAs as he should still be in London. Rats!

Sasha,  November 11, 2010 at 3:59 PM  

haha I'm happy everyone enjoyed ... I laughed so hard about these autocorrecting thingys.

And on a site note: Unbelievable what that iphone produces - the "autocorrection" really is fucked up ... like aaawwww is becoming poop (not literally but u get me right?) ........... HEELLOOO where is there anything in common??? geeez ... but I'm thankful for those epic fails - you can never laugh too much ;)

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