HAHA Everyone I Know Knows Famous People

Or at least knows where they run/listens to them shower.

Fun stories ahead, folks!

Story #1:  I was running last night (like I do) with people faster and more competent at "athletic skill" than I am, and I met someone who used to run with Jake (!!!).

Okay, that is a minor exaggeration, although not really, actually.  She used to see Jake run all the freaking time because they ran in the same places pretty much always.  She told me his route(s), specifically, but even though he doesn't run there anymore (maybe?!), I have suffered a sudden bout of "having a conscience" and have decided not to post the exact directions.  But I will post nebulous Google Maps satellite images and whatever you do with them is beyond my control.

Story #2:  Someone I know (and who knows me) has a daughter who works at Yale.  Said daughter lives next door to James Franco.  Said someone stayed with said daughter and heard James Franco shower every morning that she was there.

So you heard it here first:  Franco is a morning shower person.  And Jake runs like he lives:  in a steady, consistent, monotonous pattern, and damn him if he isn't a faster runner than I am (though, really, who isn't a faster runner than I am?).

Aren't you glad you know me?  Happy weekend.

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