Jake Bribes Tiny Policeman with Quarters
Jake Gyllenhaal, who breaks the law all of the time, broke the law again yesterday by thinking that just because he's got a motorcycle now, he doesn't have to pay the parking meter.
But this tiny, tiny policeman told him that he has to pay 25 cents just like the rest of us, because even though Jake now has a beard and a motorcycle and generally looks like a Hells Angel, even badasses can have their vehicles towed.
Anyway, let's look at some more pictures of Jake, 'cause it's not like we have anything else to talk about OH WAIT WE DO.
Nice going, Gylls. You leave me high and dry for months and now you're just all over the damn place. Well, I hope you're enjoying making me rush around like this and put up four posts in 24 hours. I'm trying to go over design proofs for my book right now but noooo. You just haaaavvve to be the center of attention. (Actors!)
And the long anticipated motorcycle shot for the win:
MORE UPDATES (because we live in a world where Jake news now comes to us hourly):
The Love and Other Drugs Official Website is now up! So check it out and marvel at how there's absolutely nothing on it.
And then "Like" it on Facebook. You know you want to.
More motorcycle pics here! Read more...
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