Insert Your Own Flasher Fantasy Here

(From 2009.)

(Also, WDW has posted a translation of a French interview with Jake that will likely be of interest to anyone who wants to know how ugly Jake thinks he is.  [Low self-esteem might explain the flashing.])

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Et Tu, Peter Sarsgaard?

Dude.  He's, like, your brother.

I'm kind of weirded out too.  But the damage is done.  To THE LIST you go.

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Jake and Peter Knock Over a Coffee Shop, Flee Scene on Foot

Sarsgaard's looking pretty smug about getting away with it, if you ask me.  Somebody get that man away from Jake Gyllenhaal.  Jake's nothing but trouble...

In much happier news...

LATER that same day, Jake ate a bagel...so I guess we can confirm that Upcoming Project in the sidebar!

YAY!  And what a riveting performance it is!  I feel an Oscar nom coming on, because of the cheeks of course.  This begs the question, though...what's next for Jake?  Time will tell, but I've heard rumors he might be walking into and/or out of an airport at some point.  My fingers remain crossed. 

Pics from 2009, but recently released. :)

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Jake Gyllenhaal Released From Prison

This is what you get when you hang out with Adam Levine and do drugs.

More at IHJ!

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