Sunday, August 22, 2010

Jake Gyllenhaal Finally Beating Rob Pattinson in Something (Or At Least He Was)

Hollywood Life has bestowed upon the world a Very Exciting Article called "Hollywood's 15 Best Kissers REVEALED!"  Some guy named Jake Gyllenhaal made his way onto the list; he was vouched for by Prince of Persia costar Gemma Arterton, who said, "Yeah, he is all right!"  (Don't go overboard on your enthusiasm there, Gemma.)

Because in this internet age it's all about the "reader interaction," Hollywood Life decided to let us, the lowly public, vote for our choice for Hollywood's best kisser.  Current landslide victor?

Yeah, I'll bet you're not feeling so Glamour-UK-Sexy right now, are you, Pattinson?  Suck it, baby.  Suck it hard.  And tell Taylor Lautner to suck it too while you're at it.  And tell Justin Bieber it will never stop being creepy to see him show up on these lists.  And tell Will Ferrell to stop voting for himself.  And...and...

...and alright, truth be told, by the time I get this post up, Jake will probably no longer be in the lead because the Twilight crowd finally found this poll and is stuffing the ballot box.

Damn.  It was nice while it lasted.

Well, in a fair and just world, Jake would be at the top of the list (and the poll results) on experience alone.  The man has made out with every person in Hollywood:

(Oh wait, these two didn't make out; I just wanted them to.)

And now he's run out of people, so he's having to go back through the list and do some repeats:

Jake Gyllenhaal:  Hollywood's manwhore, losing yet another desirability poll to this guy:

Thanks to Silver for the tip!!  Pattison pic stolen from this Facebook page.


Linda,  August 22, 2010 at 11:13 AM  

hahaha this is so cool!
Thanks god, that pattinson dude makes me sick :|

Go Gylls! Go! :)

Sasha,  August 22, 2010 at 11:30 AM  

lol what a post PG ... and a lot of scenes I never saw before.

Well I guess these days you can't beat the Twilight-Cast - everyone is so crazy about them (I mean I like the movies but geeeez - can everyone calm down a little)

Anonymous,  August 22, 2010 at 11:43 AM  

Yeah Pattinson's up to 28% now. But hey Jake's still in the lead.
A++ on the photo department PG, the Jake porn never seems to end this week (and may it never do end)!

Sasha,  August 22, 2010 at 11:52 AM  

oh btw I'm with you PG: I wouldn't have mind if Jake and Jared would have made out ....... *sigh-whataporn;)*

sherry August 22, 2010 at 12:03 PM  

hahahaha awesome post!!! PG...hats off to you :)

Anonymous,  August 22, 2010 at 12:33 PM  

PG I can't see Jake and Heath making out! you picked the DARK picture. Can you find another where we can see some man kissing :D

OH Jake is in CO checking out a new project he might do involving running


Vanessa August 22, 2010 at 12:39 PM  

Oh yeah, really LOVING this post, PG! Damn, I would have loved a Pilot/Jack kiss too! Haha, too funny. & it appears now that Jake is losing to RPattz. I kinda figured that would happen once all the twihards found out. Bless their little cretin hearts... JK, I actually love RPattz, but don't ever want to kiss him & come on, Jake really should win this poll for real. & AGAIN with the Bieber??? Eeewwww, no way. That would be pedophilia to the max. Why oh why do they keep insisting on putting him on these polls with sexy MEN?

gyllenhaalisgr8 August 22, 2010 at 3:56 PM  

ANON- Jake won the MTV award for "Best Kiss" in Brokeback Mountain (where was Heath?), so at least the FANS thought he was the best kisser!! But I still think I should be the judge of that, hehehe!

Katie,  August 22, 2010 at 4:27 PM  

Who's the blond ho in the second pic?

Also, I just thought I'd share this since I pretty much lost it in the movie theater yesterday. I was there to see Eat Pray Love and to my very pleasant surprise I got to see a big-screen showing of the LaOD trailer. And let me just say, there's something about seeing Jake in full 30'x70' glory that you just can't get anywhere else!! (Maybe cause I've only caught 2 Jake movies in theaters...I know its shameful) I couldn't help but shriek afterward and proclaim to the rest of the audience "I love you Jake!!" Oh damn, so excited for this movie!!

Sam August 22, 2010 at 4:39 PM  

RPatz is 45%, Jake now 21%

*stamps foot* They always ruin EVERYTHING! *sulk*

Vanessa August 22, 2010 at 4:41 PM  

Katie, that's Marley Shelton that played Chloe with him in Bubble Boy.

Damn, I went to see EPL last Friday & they didn't show the LAOD trailer like I heard they were supposed to! I may have to sneak in to see their trailers again when I go to the movies later this week. I was so looking forward to seeing Jakey's beautiful mug on the giant screen myself! Although I did get to when I went to see PoP for the gazillionth time yesterday at the dollar theater. Whoo-hoo! Can't wait for LAOD!!! >;-)

KD,  August 22, 2010 at 5:32 PM  



(This post wins extra brownie points for the hilarious picture of RPattz)

Becky Heineke August 22, 2010 at 6:16 PM  

sweetpea, that's what I get for trying to rush a post before leaving for the day. :D Substitution made! (And I must say that while pulling this together, I was shocked by how many of these pictures were so frickin' dark. Dude, make out in the daylight more.)

And thank you for the link!! :)

Katie, that is AWESOME, made especially awesome for yelling out to the audience!! HA! ;D Love it!

NOT loving this precipitous downturn in Jake's lead, though. Down to 21%??! I knew it was a likely outcome, but it's still sad. :( I think all participants should be required to read this post before voting...

KD,  August 22, 2010 at 9:19 PM  

I can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but I think that photo of RPattz is actually quite fierce.

Work it girl.

Jake will always be 1000 times fiercer however.

Anonymous,  August 23, 2010 at 6:45 AM  

Hahaha, you updated the photo porn! LOL!
Now we have better Jake make out shots from BBM (and Brothers?)
You rock

Becky Heineke August 23, 2010 at 9:17 AM  

The Pattinson picture is STILL FUNNY 24 hours later. "Fierce" is such a good word for it, KD. HA!!!

Lena, I can't believe I forgot the Natalie pic when I first put the post up! I had it saved and everything, it just didn't make it up there...Jake's just made out with too many people for me to keep up with apparently. :D

Salmonella Eggstrom,  August 23, 2010 at 9:32 AM  

Wait! Between Bubbleboy and The Good Girl, which one was that! He is lying down with no shirt on!
I feel light-headed! Hurry!

(I have decided that since I use exclamation points so much when talking about Jake, I will just use them all the time! It's easier! I don't have to waste time thinking!)

I thought Jake was seriously underutilized in Rendition! That director was sadist!

Vanessa August 23, 2010 at 9:36 AM  

Salmonella Eggstrom, that is from Lovely & Amazing when Jordan was making out with Michelle in the back seat of her car. It was a really good scene too!

Vanessa August 23, 2010 at 9:37 AM  

I meant to add, but it was way too short of a scene unfortunately, we didn't get much of "17 yr old" Jordan in a sex scene!

Becky Heineke August 23, 2010 at 10:07 AM  

Salmonella Eggstrom, for both screen name and comment, you win at life today. ;D

(And ditto to everything Vanessa said. ;))

SE,  August 23, 2010 at 10:31 AM  

" win at life today."

One can but hope....

Anonymous,  August 23, 2010 at 10:49 AM  

Well SE, you're alive, aren't you?

Phoebe,  August 26, 2010 at 10:34 AM  

(Oh wait, these two didn't make out; I just wanted them to.)

Well, uhm, you're not the only one.

Becky Heineke September 2, 2010 at 3:41 PM  

^^^ I knew you'd be with me on that one...HA! ;D

Rain-drop September 5, 2010 at 5:02 PM  

Okay, WOW.

Can you tell what each and every one of those shots are from?

I want to see ALL of those movies! Netflix, here are come! It's Gyllenhaal marathon time!

Becky Heineke September 5, 2010 at 11:12 PM  

From the top!

1. Donnie Darko
2. Bubble Boy
3. Lovely and Amazing
4. The Good Girl
5. Highway
6. Moonlight Mile
7. The Day After Tomorrow
8. Proof
9. Jarhead
10. Brokeback Mountain
11. Brokeback Mountain
12. Rendition
13. Brothers
14. Prince of Persia
15. Love and Other Drugs

I believe October Sky and Zodiac are the only two movies where Jake does not, at some point, make out with at least one co-star. ;)

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