WELCOME FELLOW STALKERS

Well, obviously I can't leave him on his own.

I mean, I said goodbye for a couple of years to write the fantastic Jake Watch book that I hinted at when we shut the blog down and now I come back and HE'S A LEGO for Christ's sake.

And as if that wasn't enough, the rest of you are just killing me.  Yes.  YOU.  What is going on?  Jake is showing up to premieres and stuff and onlookers are standing around not fainting.  And you people call yourselves fans!

Lord, I'm going to have to show everyone how this is done all over again, aren't I...

So welcome, fellow Stalkers of Jake!  It is I, the Once and Future Prophecy Girl.  I received a message from on high that the future of all mankind rested on my superheroic abilities to save Jake Gyllenhaal from the doldrums of the internet.  It's no surprise to me that I would be chosen for this task, being one of only two mortals alive to have succeeded before...

Consider this blog a haven for those chosen few who truly understand that Jake Gyllenhaal is a man among men.  That Jake Gyllenhaal is unparalleled in his magnificence, and that Jake Gyllenhaal sends the world secret messages through the height of his socks.

Some of you I knew in a past life, and to you I say welcome back!  And to those of you just joining us, you are in for quite a treat, if I do say so myself.  I have so many fun things planned for us...oh, the good times we'll have together!

Now let's get started shall we?  Where did we leave off...

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