Jake Going By "Lewis" Now, and Other Wednesday News

Jake Gyllenhaal, giddy after earning his very first ISJ merit badge yesterday, was recently seen smiling the smile of someone who took the time to yet again stuff a towel in his shorts before showing himself in public:

I'm not even going to mention the shoes.  By this point they've got to be so worn out I don't even know how they're staying on his feet.

(For some car porn from this set, check HERE!)

ALSO IN THE NEWS, ISJ continues its slow but steady rise to online dominance, for today we are the Celebrity Site of the Day at this celebrity site of the day site.  YAY!

I'm not sure how we won this honor and yet are not listed with all the rest of the Jake Gyllenhaal sites...perhaps because this site defies categorization??  (I plan to write a letter.)

AND, because PopSugar and I now have a very close relationship (on account of the merit badge I gave them that one time, of course), I have (as promised) yet more Jake footage from their Prince of Persia premiere.  It's mainly just sitting around waiting for Jake to appear, but since that's what it would be like in any circumstance in which any of us might see Jake, it's great preparation for future stalking missions!


That was a surprising amount of news for a Wednesday.  (And this isn't even all of it, but if I didn't occasionally hold back on a few things then I'd never have anything to write about on the rare days when Jake doesn't go to the gym.) The thrills never stop coming around here!

Thanks to Silver and NRM for the heads up on the Jake pics!