Thursday, June 10, 2010

BREAKING: Jake Gyllenhaal Attempts To Blend In, Fails

Even in the black of night, Jake, we can still see you:



More HERE.

16 comments:

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 10, 2010 at 1:25 PM  

I want to know where I apply for the job of spray-painting those heart-stopping blue jeans on that body!

Nothing Really Matters June 10, 2010 at 1:50 PM  

Blatant stalking from the guy behind Jake! You don't fool me!

randomhero2006 June 10, 2010 at 2:49 PM  

Is that the douche from Maroon 5? That band sucks ass.

Jake was kind enough to show us he has a brown wallet. That's groovy.

Prophecy Girl June 10, 2010 at 3:03 PM  

I love Maroon 5, but I also like Nickelback, so I can't be counted on for taste. ;D

Brief History of PG & Maroon 5: They played my college in the fall of my senior year in 2003. Kind of fell in love with Adam Levine. Subsequently bought Songs About Jane. Listened to it incessantly. Nicknamed Adam "The Man Whore" after listen #15 or so (seriously, every song he's ever written is about how hot he is). Moved on with my life. Woke up this morning and, quite unbidden, thought about how long it had been since I listened to that album. Listened to it 3 times in a row before going online and finding out he and Jake hung out last night.

Question: AM I PSYCHIC?

I think probably yes.

~DKBB~ June 10, 2010 at 3:54 PM  

Good heavens, it's great to see you back online, PG!!! I stumbled upon this just today...didn't realize what a void there'd been in my life w/o Jake Watch. ;) WELCOME BACK!

Anonymous,  June 10, 2010 at 4:52 PM  

What's with that guy in the car? he looks kinda feminine

randomhero2006 June 10, 2010 at 4:55 PM  

That's because you and Jake are kindred spirits, PG. I envy you. =]

Anonymous,  June 10, 2010 at 5:26 PM  

"Went to elementary school with band members of Maroon 5." - imdb (happydogblog)

Anonymous,  June 10, 2010 at 5:29 PM  

I was at the Popsugar event! it was so fun. - Happydogblog

Prophecy Girl June 10, 2010 at 5:33 PM  

~DKBB~ OH MY GOD!! I'm so glad you found me!! I don't think I'm doing the best job of getting the word out; we're all so scattered now...though slowly but surely the old gang is popping up! :) It's so great to hear from you! And thanks for reading (again)!!!!

Anon, your comment made me laugh out loud, intentional or not. ;D I think that was probably the worst possible thing you could have directed towards Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, a man who appears to pride himself on his knowledge of the female anatomy above all else. :)

RH2006, it is a daily struggle to wake up and try to tune in to whatever signals Jake is undoubtedly trying to send me. But every once in a while, I pick up the message loud and clear. ;D

HappyDogBlog, you were THERE?! Details! Details!!!

Anonymous,  June 10, 2010 at 6:02 PM  

yes, i was there. i wish he hung out and spoke longer. i mean, i can listen to him talk all day. the "cake" he had supposedly bought for her, wasnt from him. the cake was there with one of the popsugar girls. i saw the cake there earlier. unless he had requested them buy it? not sure. anyways, everything felt like it happened in a second. not long enough thats for sure! (happydogblog)

Prophecy Girl June 10, 2010 at 6:13 PM  

That's so awesome you got to be there...though I guess you just saw him and you didn't get to talk to him? I wasn't sure what the full deal was, because obviously PopSugar edits their videos to put it all in the best possible light. It doesn't surprise that he didn't stick around. (He never does. Sadly.) Just out of curiosity, how did you get tickets?? That's the sort of thing that I always find out about later and wish like hell I could have gone to! :D

S4M985 June 10, 2010 at 9:19 PM  

Lol, he tried to hide but it just never works for him.. hehe


HappyDogBlog. go you! How close were you?! Even if you didnt get to chat to him, even seeing him in the flesh is closer than ill ever get so i want every detail!

TheHappyDogBlog June 11, 2010 at 2:49 AM  

im a frequent Popsugar reader and they had a contest for it. its chosen at random but i took the quiz and posted on fb/twitter (more chances.) few days later i got an email that i got tickets to it! once i got there i found out that other people got tickets just randomly or if they had blogs?! i was SO mad, i was like YOU GUYS DONT LOVE JAKE!? anyways, i was about 5 rows away from where he was standing and he literally walked rt past me when they were walking him out. i wanted to grab him or something but i restrained myself.

yea it was cool overall. free movie. free popcorn and drink. free jake. i know, i never thought i would ever see him in person so it was cool.

Prophecy Girl June 11, 2010 at 9:28 AM  

That's disappointing that some people were just sort of chosen at random (hello, I would have gone!!!), but otherwise it sounds like it was fun! It's too bad Jake didn't stick around a little longer...though being that close to him, you are the envy of fans everywhere. :D PopSugar sure seems to have the hookup, though. Man. I wish there were more opportunities like this for fans to go to...

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