Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Massive Anniversary Post/Merit Badge Ceremony

O to the M to the G.  ISJ is 4 weeks old today!

That's right, Jake.  FOUR!

To celebrate (and to catch up, since this Jake guy has been keeping us so busy lately) we have quite a backlog of merit badges to get through today.  So let's get started, shall we?

First up, I would like to award two badges to our resident overachiever randomhero2006!  Pretty much everything she does is merit badge worthy, so I'm having to be somewhat discriminatory in what I dole out to her lest she no longer be able to hold her head up because of the weight of the badges on her collar.  But I couldn't not reward her for identifying Jake's car or for sending really crappy Sex and the City 2 reviews to all of her friends and convincing them to see Prince of Persia on opening weekend instead.

So randomhero2006, I give to you The Badge For Successfully Identifying What Type of Car Jake Drives and The Badge for Sabotaging Sex & The City 2's Box Office Intake.  Well done!
Next up, we have gyllenhaalisgr8 who, in addition to upstaging my own artistic output with her frequent twitpic updates, made a freaking awesome Donnie Darko costume (complete with Smurf!): 
Apparently she did this a while ago, but it's new to me, so gyllenhaalisgr8, congratulations on earning The Badge For Hand-Crafting A Freaking Awesome Donnie Darko Costume!
Now on to S4M985, who, as an anonymous commenter rightly pointed out, deserves a badge for her assessment of Jake's questionable choice to tuck a towel into his shorts in the previous post.  Upon reading back through the comments, I noticed that S4M985 is always making astute comments about what Jake's wearing. So Sam, I award you The Badge For Spotting Subtle Nuances in Jake's Wardrobe.  Thank you for your service!
Next we have a category in which I tried to keep a comprehensive list of recipients, but if I have missed you, please let me know by leaving me a scathing comment after this post.  The highly coveted Badge For Looking Up Jake News When PG Was Too Distracted to Do So goes out to a lovely and amazing group today:  Silver, JAMEY311, jbhoneebee, Trijs, Olympia, sumi k, and TheHappyDogBlog!
Thank you so much!  I really do rely on tips from readers to keep up with everything, because it takes so much time out of my day to create merit badges, and sometimes I even have to break away from the internet for meals.  (Seriously, I genuinely don't know what I would do if I didn't get tips.)

And now I would like to hand out perhaps the most important badge of all:  The Badge For Commenting on I'm Stalking Jake!  I know that for some it's strange for me to be back after such a long absence...and others of you don't know me yet and are probably still trying to figure out why I'm so weird.  So I would like to extend my gratitude to all of you for taking the time to read what I write.  I appreciate each and every visitor and I wish us all many, many more fun 4-week intervals in the future.  If you've commented, grab yourself a badge!  (You can grab one if you haven't commented as well, 'cause if you've read this far into this post, you deserve a reward anyway.)
And the LAST badge of the day goes to a very special member of the human race, a man by the name of Jake Gyllenhaal.  Jake, I am awarding you this the most coveted of awards:  The Badge For Whoring Yourself Out to the Public So I Have Something To Write About.
While it must be annoying for you to answer the same five questions every time you promote a movie, you had to answer those five questions many more times than usual while you promoted Prince of Persia.  So, on behalf of your entire fanbase, thank you for putting up with that for the sole purpose of our general enjoyment.  Wear it well, Jake!

And that's all for now!  I must retire for the evening and rest my wrists because after making all of those, I now have carpal tunnel syndrome. 

(If I missed anyone, please let me know.  I tried to catch everything, but I'm pretty sure I missed a badge for Alec Ramsey.  I can't for the life of me remember what it was, and now I haven't seen her in forever. :(  Don't be mad at me, Alec Ramsey!)


Anonymous,  June 8, 2010 at 6:12 PM  

Don't worry i love the weirdness of this blog. A LOT. Thanks for the mention ;) I'll do my best to give you tips! After all i have no social life and i spend every waking moment googling Jake Gyllenhaal clicking "news" and proceeding to push refresh at regular 5 second intervals.

(Just Kidding :D) ..(Or am i..)


Anonymous,  June 8, 2010 at 6:18 PM  

speaking of tips!!
I have a great one!

We have a hoodie and a smile!


Seriously! Does Jake not own a bag? He's carrying his towel, tucked in his pants again :') his phone (carefully placed in the pouch), another top? keys and a bottle. Haha. Just invest in a rucksack Jake. Is this a different brand of water do you think? Or has Jake given in to the temptation of peeling labels off bottles ;)


PS Nice oudi.

Becky Heineke June 8, 2010 at 6:33 PM  

I knew he would do this. I KNEW IT. I thought, 'Do I go ahead and post this? Because the second I post it, he'll show up! But it's kind of late in the day, so there probably won't be any new pictures...' And then there are new pictures!!

Jake Gyllenhaal, I am mad at you. Rocking the kangaroo look and trying your best to steal the spotlight after I gave you a merit badge...


(Silver, you are fantastic!! Maybe there should be a second tier of merit badges for news delivered in a ridiculously timely manner. :D I'll put these up with the post tomorrow. Thank you!)

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 8, 2010 at 6:49 PM  

I think I speak for the whole group when I say YOU go above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to our hero, Jake Gyllenhaal. At this point in my life he is practically running through my veins, and I owe you a round of thanks for my frequent and appreciated transfusions! And the new merit badge doesn't suck, either, LOL!

KD,  June 8, 2010 at 9:37 PM  

Bravo! All are well earned!

Monica June 8, 2010 at 9:50 PM  

Very funny!

I'm happy because POP is a success in Brazil! Is in first place at the box office!

Anne Thompson: Career Watch: Jake Gyllenhaal

Jaymey313,  June 8, 2010 at 10:05 PM  

YEAY! I got a Badge "For Looking Up Jake News When PG Was Too Distracted to Do So" AWESOMENESS. I love helping, It's no prob!

Congrats on the 4 weeks! May there be many more to come!


Nothing Really Matters June 9, 2010 at 4:10 AM  

Dude do I not get a badge for being lame and doing non of the merit-typeb badge things! :-P

I’m getting to old for this! I don’t think I can even feel my face anymore!

Sam June 9, 2010 at 5:37 AM  

HAHA NRM, you should get a merit badge for funny comments!!

And thanks for my badge. Loving it!!

And that looks like an Audi in the above pictures! See he only went to the Gym today so he could prove that randomhero2006 was infact CORRECT!

Anonymous,  June 9, 2010 at 8:16 AM  

Woohoo! My first badge! Thank you so much PG, I will wear it with pride. :)

Gyllenhaalisgr8, that Donnie doll is awsome!


Becky Heineke June 9, 2010 at 9:49 AM  

Thank you, all of you!!

And thank you, Monica, for the link (that definitely earns you a news badge!). I already know what I want to do with that article...I'll put it up in a couple of days when I've gotten through the current backlog. There is so much Jake right now! :)

NRM, I don't think there can be a badge for for being non-merit-badge-y...but maybe I can give you a demerit?! (I wouldn't though; I'm far too fond of your face-lifted face to ever hurt you, darling. :D)

Nothing Really Matters June 9, 2010 at 10:02 AM  

Oh daring think I'd steal the show with demerits! :-P

Call Me Mo June 9, 2010 at 12:56 PM  

I need a vest for my merit badges. =]

Becky Heineke June 9, 2010 at 1:33 PM  

Now you can click the little merit badge icons on the sidebar and up pops a complete list. :)

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