I just got an e-mail from PopSugar and they were all like, "We're really, really sorry that we had to ruin your life by not making you the winner of our awesome contest to meet Jake Gyllenhaal, but in consolation here is a video of the girl who won, which will make you feel even worse about losing."
And I was like, "DUDE, you mean you looked up Jake news for me?!" Because, as we all know, there's a merit badge for that:
Well done, PopSugar! So here is the video which...I'm not going to lie, did kill a small part of my soul. But in a happy way! Amanda, where are you? Come visit and tell us your stories!
And there are more PopSugar installments to come this week, and more pictures from the event can be found HERE, like the one below of Jake giving Amanda a cake for her birthday. And even though Jake's never given me a cake for my birthday, I'm totally okay with this! Completely...and totally...okay... *sobs*
Now, our second to last Daily Facebook question...which comes from Christopher "Amongst my interests is BBC News Magazine" Chiu-Tabet:
Why does Gemma Arterton's character refer to 'the gods' when pre-Islamic Persia was monotheistic (Zoroastrian)?
ANSWER: Hey Chris, just a heads up, but Jake's not really Persian, either. Apparently this movie isn't completely "historically accurate." I know, right? Who knew?!
Thank you for your question, Christopher! Just one more to go now... How time flies. Speaking of which, I just realized that ISJ is 2 weeks old today! So now I'm even more upset that Jake didn't get me a cake...