Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Prophecy Girl Live-Blogs Jake Gyllenhaal on Regis and Kelly!

OH do we have some catching up to do from yesterday, people.

But we'll get to that.  First things first.  Regis and Kelly!  Here we go...

9:01 - From the "action-adventure movie" Prince of Persia, JAKE GYLLENHAAL.  Everyone in the audience today is young and female.

9:04 - They're talking about Dancing with the Stars and Glee.  As if "other things in pop culture" are of any consequence when Jake is right there in the studio.  How can these people even concentrate?!

9:10 - We're still on Dancing with the Stars.

9:18 - Regis flashes us Jake's GQ cover.  Kelly admits, with much melodramatic sighing, that she's very happy with the Prince of Persia movie poster.

9:19 - There's a woman in the audience who wrote a play called Graceland.  Is this a shout-out to me in Memphis?  PROBABLY.

9:24 - Jake Gyllenhaal coming up next...

9:27 - It's Jake!

9:27 - Kelly calls him "very handsome."  Stop underselling him, Kelly!

9:28 - Jake reassures an intense Regis that he tries to be a "good uncle" to his niece, even though he neglects her by never visiting her in Brooklyn.

9:28 - Regis brings up Maggie's Oscar nomination and this is basically the exact same conversation as was had on Letterman...

9:28 - Jake gets weepy reminiscing about his childhood.  Maggie used to torment him by forcing him to lap milk from a bowl while she sang hits from the Broadway musical Cats.  Maggie still treats Jake this way.

9:29 - Commercial already!

9:33 - We're back.

9:33 - Regis laughs heartily at Jake's Prince of Persia costume, because he thinks it's even gayer than Brokeback Mountain.

9:34 - Jake reveals that it was nothing but devout prayer that paved the way for his implausibly overpumped muscles.

9:34 - Jake defines parkour as "free running."  (I will be keeping a running tally of how many different ways he defines this word this week.  We're currently 2 for 2.)

9:35 - 9:36 - Prince of Persia clip...

9:36 - That one minute clip took about a month to film.  'But there's more to the scene!' Jake protests, as if that makes it any less crazy that it took a full month to film one tiny piece of this enormous movie.

9:36 - Regis says "good luck" and that's it.  But not before Kelly totally macks on Jake.

The end!


Becky Heineke May 26, 2010 at 11:29 AM comment posted twice, coffeecat, so I tried to do you the favor of removing one of them and they *both* disappeared! :( I'm very sorry and am horrified by this miscarriage of justice. :(

But to respond to what you said, I'M HERE TO SERVE. And I'm glad you enjoyed the recap. :)

Becky Heineke May 26, 2010 at 11:30 AM  

Well, I'll be damned. It's back now! OK, ignore my first paragraph then.

Call Me Mo May 26, 2010 at 11:52 AM  

Someone needs to back away from the Jake YT vids. Now you're seeing things, PG? Jake, you see what you do to us?!

Becky Heineke May 26, 2010 at 12:55 PM  

OH GOD, I've been mesmerized by TOO MUCH JAKE. You thought I was joking about having to rest and regain my senses. But no. I never joke about Jake making me insane. I hope he's feeling really badly right now for doing this to me...

coffeecat May 26, 2010 at 7:26 PM  

i come and i go - on little cat feet.

Sam May 27, 2010 at 6:37 AM  

Dare i say it but is Jake wearing the BLUE SHIRT?!

- and Jake this time i have a compliment, THOSE SHOES ARE SO MUCH BETTER. And your hair looks great- on your head and on your face ;)

Becky Heineke May 27, 2010 at 8:09 AM  

OMG, HE IS, SAM!! Excellent catch! That puts me at drinking 6 beers tonight. Thanks a lot, Jake. Your wardrobe is turning me into an alcoholic.

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