Gabriella Cilmi, person whose existence I was previously unaware of, is now on our watch list till the end of time for this horrifyingly intrusive and inappropriate comment during an interview last week:
“I can’t wait to see ‘Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time’ with Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s pretty fine if I might say so. I probably wouldn’t be able to talk properly though because when I get nervous I can’t construct a sentence.”
AHHHH THE HORROR. Control yourself, woman!!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY, at this time I am unable to devote the time needed to appropriately reprimand Gabriella because her out of control comments, while shocking, have nothing on what was said by Kris Allen, who has just rocketed to the top of our list of Worst Celebrity Jake Stalkers Ever. Yes, he trumps even Dustin Hoffman, a man who was once so overwhelmed by Jake's presence that this happened (Susan Sarandon was mortified):
What could a person do that could possibly be worse than that? Well, first Kris answered this question, shouted by a raucous female fan with an overactive imagination:
And then MTV asked him to explain, and he just made A BAD SITUATION WORSE:
(I think the interviewer might have a man-crush on Jake himself.)
Kris Allen, for God's sake, keep it together, man. And learn from the mistakes of Jimmy Fallon. 'Cause he crossed this line too, and if you keep acting like this, Jake might have to break out his fists of fury and go ninja on your ass.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Thanks to HappyDogBlog for the tip and Vanessa for the gif!