Consider this the second in our roughly seven billion part series "Things I Missed During the Prince of Persia Promotional Blitz," with today's installment being "That Time Jake Went on Jonathan Ross's Show the Same Day Adam Lambert Did." (Which I didn't so much miss as I hadn't started the blog yet when this aired. I actually think it was very inconsiderate of Jake not to wait until I was ready.)
Below is Jake's interview, in which he admits he has no friends and then starts frying up an iPad like the crazy millionaire that he is. (Note to Jake: I will be your friend if you give me an iPad.)
Also of interest: He decides not to take his shirt off (losing yet more opportunities for friends), lays down the law when Jonathan comes onto him (add Jonathan Ross to our Celebrity Stalker List), skirts around a drug discussion (though he's not fooling us), gets roped into another drug discussion (which, like the first one, revolves around bedroom performance), and reveals that among his many and varied talents, he's also a dab hand with screws and glue (even if he can't make a simple chair).
And back to the part of this post in which the headline is relevant, wacky hijinks ensue later when Jake and Adam decide to entertain themselves backstage by having a contest to see who can least accurately mimic an American Southern accent:
There are no losers here, boys!
Thanks to Vanessa for the YouTube links!