Monday, June 13, 2011

Jake and Peter Tell the World, "Bitch, Please"

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Vanessa June 13, 2011 at 2:38 PM  

Hah, that was perfect, PG! Sorry, I have been MIA forever from here, it seems like. Hope all is going well with you.

Can't wait to see Peter's great big huge head in Green Lantern when it comes out. He looks so bizarre. Perfect fit for him, though, imo.

Becky Heineke June 13, 2011 at 6:49 PM  

Vanessa! YAY!! All is well here...hope you're doing alright! I'm totally intrigued to see Peter in The Green Lantern, too. I've got such a soft spot for that guy... ;)

P.S. I totally LoLd at some of the comments about these pictures I ran across online. People were, for whatever reason, shocked that Jake was scowling. HELLO! He is wearing plaid AND carrying an overpriced beverage in a take-home cup...if he *wasn't* scowling I'd be concerned he'd morphed into some person who wasn't Jake Gyllenhaal!

Sam June 13, 2011 at 7:20 PM  

Hahahaha that was great captioning!! lol.

So, the best bit about these pics is they rekons hes in talks for another movie... thats always a good thing!

coffeecat June 13, 2011 at 10:49 PM  

You could almost do JakeWatch bingo with just this photo. shades, shade of Dill, bro-in-law, beverage, scowl, big manly boots, etc.

Anonymous,  June 14, 2011 at 11:19 AM  

spit my drink over the caption PG xD


Anonymous,  June 14, 2011 at 1:56 PM  

Did you see the ones of he and Peter running? Jake looks like he has an eternal sourpuss expression on his face.

I watched Peter on Conan and he just sounds so gay. the way he talks, his mannerisms.

Becky Heineke June 14, 2011 at 9:12 PM  

Jake, indeed, did look put out in the running pics...although, in fairness, people rarely look good while running, and also Jake kind of always looks like that...

But there will be no dissing of the Sarsgaard here!!! He's cool, because he was nice to me. And gayness as an insult doesn't fly. Just saying...

Call Me Mo June 15, 2011 at 11:35 AM  

Would you say that's more of a slushie than a smoothie? Does Jake drink slushies? I would LOVE to see him walking around with a MONDO Slurpee. That'd be amazing!

They like brothers here.

Call Me Mo June 15, 2011 at 11:39 AM  

*They LOOK like brothers here.

Apparently, I am just learning English.

Vanessa June 15, 2011 at 11:50 AM  

Mo, both of your comments made me laugh. I feel the same way about the English part. I am always making some kind of dumb typo or leaving out words in all my damn emails lately, even though I am OCD about proofreading everything like 100 times before I send it.

I agree, they do look like brothers.

& to anon above, what PG said. Even if Peter sounds & acts "gay" in your opinion, SFW? I personally adore Peter, he is a great actor & I don't want to see any dissing of him on here either.

I so can't wait to see him in GL with his big giant head. >;-)

Call Me Mo June 15, 2011 at 12:50 PM  

Hur. Just this jem on IHJ. Check out Jake's background. Too funny.

Call Me Mo June 15, 2011 at 12:53 PM  

Vanessa: My fingers just can't seem to find the right keys. Also, apparently my brain is telling my eyes that I am seeing words that should be there, that aren't.

Anonymous,  June 15, 2011 at 1:29 PM  

I'm so happy now I found to companions in the seeing-words-that-arent-there-mysterial-club (or smth like that) @Vanessa and Mo

I have that since a couple month.

Or likewise switching letters, like if I wanna write "sunshine" the first go is more like "snushnie" or "snshin" and on several occasions I even have to give a word 3-4 tries before I get it right.


Vanessa June 15, 2011 at 1:52 PM  

OMG, that just cracked me up, Sasha, "snushnie", haha, that looks like what might happen to me too. In fact, I just had to correct 3 different words just now. Dammit, I just don't know WTH has happened to me & my typing lately.

Hmmm, we could all be members of a club for people that aren't dyslexic, but have the issue of making our brains coordinate with the keyboard!

Vanessa June 15, 2011 at 1:55 PM  

Regarding Mo's comment above with the link to that pic of Jake, you guys could definitely come up with some major funny captions for that pic! I just laughed out loud looking at it, but I don't have the comic talent the rest of you have. Come on, Mo, Sasha, PG, coffeecat, KD, Sam, gyllenhaalisgr8, let's see some funny captions... >;-P

Becky Heineke June 15, 2011 at 2:19 PM  

Dear Lord, I saw the sudden jump in comment numbers and I thought maybe a fight had broken out over Sarsy. I'm so relieved it turned out just to be a conversation about dyslexia. :)

HOW EMBARRASSING, Mo, for that complete amateur to have been caught drooling all over himself whilst Jake marches obliviously ahead of him. People like that give a bad name to those of us who take the time to compose ourselves and do it right...

Call Me Mo June 15, 2011 at 3:58 PM  

Clearly he found Jake quite tasty, PG. There's like 5 pictures of him walking behind Jake licking his lips. Either that, or Jake sat in some barbecue sauce and it reminded him of the leftover ribs he had in his refrigerator at home.

WARNING: Inappropriate dyslexia joke ahead!!

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic!

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