Monday, May 30, 2011


A long time ago (April), I started a new Tumblr blog to celebrate how immensely idiotic I look in running pictures.

This weekend, I e-mailed Jake a link, and because he and I are such close pals, he immediately wrote back and said, "Becky, as always, you are so right about everything!  People really DO look stupid when they run!  I want to be in your blog."

And I was like, "Go for it, bitch, 'cause all you gots to do is jog down the street and you will make the cut."

And then today I checked IHJ and saw these:

So I would like to thank Jake, right now, personally, for running this weekend SOLELY because he wanted to make my blog.  And I'd like to thank him doubly for doing that tongue thing and also tying that fluorescent whatever around his waist, because that made him look extra weird.  BUT.  He totally would have made the cut anyway, because his legs are doing that dumb runner-y thing that happens when you're running really well but it doesn't look like it on film.

Thanks, Jake!

(Oh, and I should have told you sooner that the Tumblr deal is really just for me, so, er, I'm not going to add your photo, after all that.  But for real, you're such a champ for doing this for me.  If I had a dime for every way you show me you care...)


Anonymous,  May 31, 2011 at 2:04 AM  

hahahha we really had the same thoughts here PG, is it nice how even damn good looking people look stupid while doing sports - or right after (if you doing it right you look like the walking dead - in my book that is of course)

I think this neon thingy is a jacket??!!?? because there is smth hanging on the butt-part too xD


oh and btw sorry for typos, I just can't type (or speak ot think) these days - that's another story

Anonymous,  May 31, 2011 at 8:52 AM  

LOL looks like Jake wanted to show you up on weirdness when running.

the neon thingy is a belt, my friend's husband has a belt when he runs. It's to hold water bottles and ID/cellphone. Though his belt is black.

ATD May 31, 2011 at 5:15 PM  

The mouth/tongue thing... I reckon the pap taking the photo is teasing our Jake with a cupcake, he's obviously drooling ;-)

Becky Heineke June 1, 2011 at 8:01 AM  

Sasha, you crack me up!! (But I really didn't notice any typos...and I have to agree with you on looking like the walking dead. Those times only come after/during your best athletic moments!)

Anon, GOOD CALL. And, in fact, such a belt is next on my to-buy list. I'm sure Jake knew that and decided to model his for me... :)

ATD, you should probably just take over this blog for a while because missing a chance for a cupcake reference CLEARLY indicates I am not on top of my game. :D

Sam June 2, 2011 at 2:51 AM  

And ATD is back! *still giggling*

Anonymous,  February 4, 2012 at 3:31 PM  

He doesn't look as good running as he usually does on a day out or something. But his body looks naaaaiiiiiiceeeee and he looks better than pretty much anyone else running ;)

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