I can't believe I'm actually typing these words (it brings me deep personal shame to even admit I would know this) but...Jake's legs are longer, his arms are bigger, his head is large, but not that large, and that head did not start out on that body (T-minus 10...9...8... until someone finds the original pic in the IHJ archives). But POINTS FOR EFFORT, random Photoshopper.
And yet lack of points for sticking TMZ's logo on there because hello, it's super-easy to just go to fucking TMZ and see that the picture is not there and therefore this is made up.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Still not quite as gay as the internet desperately wants him to be.
Picture from Dlisted. Thank you to Melissa and Vanessa both for alerting me to this craziness!