Monday, September 6, 2010

Random Photoshopper Tries to One Up the Love & Other Drugs Poster

And I think that random Photoshopper succeeded.  (Today's post comes with a parental advisory.)

Is it creepy?  Or is it hot?

Answer:  Yes.

Source.   Photoshopper.


Sasha,  September 6, 2010 at 12:28 PM  

ew - so not Jakes body ... the photoshopping itself is not bad but next time choose a body that actually looks like jakes ;) who ever your are

joelliea September 6, 2010 at 12:54 PM  

definitely creepy. my eyes hurt.

CigarattesAndCoffee September 6, 2010 at 1:18 PM  

I have absolutely no idea what to say for once. Lol.

Leslie September 6, 2010 at 1:44 PM  

This is just wrong on so many levels.

Nothing Really Matters September 6, 2010 at 1:52 PM  

Somethings not right! It's like he's giving birth or something!

I can't help but look, it's creepy but I can't look away!

Becky Heineke September 6, 2010 at 2:10 PM  

Well, I just found out that the "Read More" tag doesn't work on Google Chrome. So, er, SORRY Google Chrome people! I hope your parents aren't looking at this blog with you like mine were... :)

HA, NRM! It's totally a birthing pose! :D Although I have to say that perhaps creepier than the picture is the fact that all of us complete strangers know that it's not Jake's body. That's just...weird, if you think about it...

Anonymous,  September 6, 2010 at 2:19 PM  

I'm not sure what to think. I wish this WAS Jake's body. I heard he might be back in MV. I don't see his name on the stand up 2 cancer celeb list.

maybe he doesn't want to see RW


Anonymous,  September 6, 2010 at 2:34 PM  

Photoshop already applied lots of photos on the internet. This is never a good thing.

Leslie September 6, 2010 at 2:38 PM  

Here's the list of celebs for the cancer thing . . previous list at bottom. Jake's not listed anymore. I'd hate to think he pulled out because he's too hung up on RW to go.

Sasha,  September 6, 2010 at 2:53 PM  

PG - you are kinda right... it is creepy ... poor Jake :(

Sasha,  September 6, 2010 at 2:54 PM  

Those of you who go to WDW too already know this post, but it really drives me crazy ... I hope U can help me - and PG I completely understand if you delete it -

Hi Laides, I have complete off topic Q - the answer really drives me mad bc I kind find it ...

Anyone know a one word translation to "Frauenversteher", which is negatvily translated with wussy, sissy, wimp, milksop ... but in germany it's this particular word but is not bad mouthing but nice. It means a man who understands women and their habbits ... (Like JAke ;) ) ANYONE???

sumi k September 6, 2010 at 3:09 PM  

oh my gosh. creepy.

it looks like he is demonstrating a new way to do kegel exercises or something.

Sophie,  September 6, 2010 at 3:42 PM  

the worst part is that its not even jake´s body agree times 10 with pg its totally creepy
I hope he is still in stand up to cancer

Dani September 6, 2010 at 4:03 PM  

PG, the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw this photo was "Is that Jake's infamous merkin?!". You guys know it, he looooves to talk about it and wikipedia.

I have to agree with CigarattesAndCoffee, for once I have no idea what to say!

KeepCalm September 6, 2010 at 4:56 PM  



Katie,  September 6, 2010 at 5:13 PM  

Leslie, I know what you mean about RW. I hate to think that too. The minute I saw she was appearing I thought of Jake. I would hate to think what you said, but its entirely possible. Personally, I'm pretty peeved at her for dropping Jake cause she didn't want anyone serious and she immediately goes and shacks up with that geezer Jim Toth. BLECH!!! You're obviously serious Reese, just not about Jake. Its okay I don't think I'll ever be able to understand that. Its cool, I mean you kind of gave us Gyllenfans a false ray of hope but your credibility kind of went out the window. Needless to say, she's decreased in popularity in my book.

Anonymous,  September 6, 2010 at 5:14 PM  

It's like a bad road accident.
You know you should but you just can't look away...and the images haunt you forever...

Jaeda,  September 6, 2010 at 5:38 PM  

Where's his chest hair and happy trail?! This is a fail to me.

Becky Heineke September 6, 2010 at 5:52 PM  

Aww, is he really not doing the Stand Up to Cancer thing anymore? :( Well, there could be a thousand explanations for that, so I wouldn't necessarily jump to any conclusions based on one member of a very multitudinous guest list. I wondered actually, because there was an ad in Newsweek last week and his name wasn't there, either...

Sasha, I got nothing on "Frauenversteher"! :-/

Jaeda, your comment gave me the laugh of the day. :D

Leslie September 6, 2010 at 5:53 PM  

We'll never know what went on between Jake and RW, why or why not she's with him. It's no fault of hers that she chose someone she feels she's better off with. Good for her, seriously. We have no idea what she's like, what either guy is really like, or what went on .

As far as Jake not doing the cancer telethon, I could see him not doing it just so there's no spectacle and drawing attention away from what's important.

Dani September 6, 2010 at 6:34 PM  

PG!! Please tell me you know this blog is being feat. at IMDB! Some fans wrote about it on "Love and other drugs", lol!!

KD,  September 6, 2010 at 7:37 PM  



Photoshop skills are very good, so kudos to the 'shopper. The pose is not sexy at all. It looks like he's cutting the cheese, and I DO mean that figuratively.

Becky Heineke September 6, 2010 at 8:31 PM  

D - No way!! That's so awesome. And it's inspiring me right now to give out a general thank you to EVERYONE who links to me other places! YAY!!

Anonymous,  September 6, 2010 at 8:36 PM  

This picture bombed my head when I saw it first time.
But look at it well I realized this body is NOT Jake's.
I thought Jake's chest different from this pic's.

Then I could cool my heatedly head.


Anonymous,  September 7, 2010 at 1:36 AM  

Oh dear, oh dear...
This is so NOT what most women would find sexy. It's clearly a gay fan-boy thing. Sorry fellas. Truth be told. Men and women usually have different tastes in these matters. To each their own of course.

And yes, it is kind of creepy that we instantly know the body is SO NOT JAKE!

If anyone would ever decide to do a photoshop fake of me:
I'd like Monica Bellucci's body, please. Oh, and while you're at it, give me her face too. My mug would just totally ruin it. ;-)

Anonymous,  September 7, 2010 at 2:05 AM  

100% absolutely fake!!!

Sasha,  September 7, 2010 at 5:30 AM  

PG it really seems there is no english word for it ... only discription or really bad sounding words... lets make a word up -lol-

I dont know why he pulled out of ST2C - but I hope it has nothing to with §%&$&/§$% RW ... wouldnt it mean he is still very much hurt by all that. *hugsjakeverytighttogivehimcomfort*

Anonymous,  September 7, 2010 at 10:33 AM  

LOL! This is creepy. And yes, it's hilarious that so many of us 'knew' that it wasn't Jake's body.:)

Jake's name hasn't been on the official roster for SU2C for a while. I think his participation was shooting a commercial for them. He was never scheduled to be part of the live show/performance, except by some misinformed gossip columnists.

RW's presence has nothing to do with it. There're so many people involved I seriously doubt whether they'd have even seen each other. She would definitely want to avoid him since she has so obviously "moved on." LOL!

Sasha,  September 7, 2010 at 11:01 AM  

ahh - PG ... at WDW we came up with "suave" - still a discription - but I think there is no good translation, but this word is somewhat close ... just to tell you :)

Becky Heineke September 7, 2010 at 11:08 AM  

Good to know! Thank you, Sasha!

And thank you, anon, for clearing up the scheduling issue. :) That would make total sense if he was never down to begin with but his name showed up all over the place anyway. OH, the internet...

And not that anyone probably cares, but I ran across the original picture today... It's so much less weird without Jake's face. ;)

Leslie September 7, 2010 at 11:33 AM  

Hey PG - how did you just happen to "run across" an original picture like that?? *wink* ;P

Vanessa September 7, 2010 at 11:55 AM  

LMFAO! That fake nekkid pic of Jake is so weirdly creepy it just cracked me up when I first saw it. I now have it on my desktop to give me a laugh when I need it... >;-P

I love that you "found" the original, PG!!! & you're right, it isn't near as weird as the fake Jake one.

Hey Sasha, doesn't Frauenversteher literally translate to *women understander*? I can see how backwards thinkers about sensitive men would call them wussies, wimps, milksops, etc.
Suave just doesn't sound right though, that brings to mind a man that can sweep women off their feet without even trying. I don't think there is such a word in English that would describe a man that "GETS" women in a positive way. That's just sad, ya know? ^_^

Becky Heineke September 7, 2010 at 12:00 PM  

HAHA! I was actually looking for Jake news (of which there is none today) and I found the Photoshopped picture on a blog where the blogger didn't know if it was real. Someone posted the original in the comments to prove it wasn't. I swear that was the extent of my research!! ;D

Sasha,  September 7, 2010 at 12:33 PM  

Hi vanessa - a word to word translation would that be absolutely correct :D ... but it doesn't really seemed to be used at all ... or is it???

I guess there is different interpretations around - if I would talk to someone from DownUnder they might come up with something new
*sigh* how much I love languages :D

It is sad :( Vanessa ... but the time has yet to come _ I'm sure with men like Jake there soon needs to be a good word for it ;)

Anonymous,  September 7, 2010 at 4:08 PM  

am I the only one that thinks this is very sexy? its not creepy at all. good wank material ^_^

Becky Heineke September 7, 2010 at 5:20 PM  

HA! Whatever floats your'll find no judgment here. ;)

gyllenhaalisgr8 September 7, 2010 at 7:10 PM  

As a devotee of PhotoStudio, I find this photo disturbing not just because the head stitching is good compared to the horrible body choice, but it is disrespectful to Jake. If this were an actual still of him from a movie it would be one thing, but this is created without regard to the subject. I have been known to make worse than this, but for my own PERSONAL enjoyment. PG knows I have some hot Jake stitchery (not that she has seen them), and I refrain from and refuse posting them in their graphic entirety online because I know how far they would go. To be honest, I'm dying to show off my convincing stitching only because I am proud of my work, but I just cannot, will not, because (as demented as I am) I just can't subject Jake to any residual embarrassment. Not to mention how it could affect his regard for me as an admirer (presently there is NO regard, LOL!), but what a terrible way to make a first impression (my goofy captions may be over the top already!). Maybe I am too thin-skinned. And God knows I'm the last person who would be called a prude. Maybe Jake would just laugh all of this off. But I, for one, am not willing to take that chance. Sorry I got all serious on you guys, but I am very protective of Jake, and this is just wrong on so many levels. Amen.

gyllenhaalisgr8 September 7, 2010 at 7:20 PM  

I'm really glad you found the original photo, because some on twitter thought it was real (I did my best to dissuade them). But you've got to stop hanging out at those gay porno sites, LOL!

Sophie,  September 7, 2010 at 10:07 PM  

ah-gree the original is not half as creepy as the photshoped one

Becky Heineke September 7, 2010 at 10:20 PM  

HAHA!! gyllenhaalisgr8, I could explain away the original photo. THIS ONE I honestly can't (mainly because I can't remember where it came from...but even I have to admit I must have been off the beaten trail for that one...yikes).

I think you have a valid point; there's definitely a line between healthy fantasy and unhealthy objectification. There's also a difference between the photo in the post and what's being advertised in the link above. I've definitely seen worse (not from you, but these Photoshop jobs pop up somewhat regularly), and I would hope that Jake would just roll his eyes and get a laugh out of it. But I think it's probably more likely he never even sees such stuff (he never has spent a lot of time paying attention to what goes on online), and for that we can probably all be grateful. :)

But it's good to have this discussion. It's also good to know that the "Read More" link doesn't work on Safari, either! (As I just found out.) Why does Blogger hate this post so much?!!

gyllenhaalisgr8 September 8, 2010 at 8:09 AM  

PG - I think I speak for everyone here when I say that your blog RULES! For anyone who misses it, it is their loss. It is topical, humorous and friendly. DO NOT EVER GO AWAY AGAIN!

Becky Heineke September 8, 2010 at 12:19 PM  

^^^ Thank you!! :) And I have no intention of going away! I'm long-hauling this baby... :D

gyllenhaalisgr8 September 8, 2010 at 4:54 PM  


Becky Heineke September 8, 2010 at 9:44 PM  

Thank you for this and I just posted on it after first writing up an entire post about how he WAS going to be doing it and THEN having to go back and re-write the post after realizing the article was written HORRIBLY and could have meant all sorts of different things. :( So I still don't think he's going to be doing it... :-/

Miffed67 September 12, 2010 at 10:33 PM  

Ok....thaaaaat's creepy.

I think I know the pic they took his head from, tho, LOL!

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