And he is not afraid to tell this Jake Gyllenhaal character all about it.
Well, chums, it's a milestone day in the life of your brilliant author, who has an announcement to make: She's sold out.
After five years, over 1500 posts across eight blogs, and somewhere in the region of 3 million page views, she has finally...decided to accept monetary compensation for this blogging thing. Truth be told, she feels a little weird about it but her unemployment benefits run out this week and what's a layabout with no direction in life to do?
ISJ and my other blog will remain unaffected, but I do want to pimp out the new site to you because it's actually quite exciting! In about a month, a site called How's the Living will be launched; it'll be a place for college students to rank and discuss dorms and campus housing options. The intrepid entrepreneurs who are launching it got their start-up money by winning an MTV contest and in the midst of all the crazy promotion before the site launches, they want a fun blog (for hype) and who does "fun blog" like me, RIGHT?
I suggest you check it out because a) it's me, what more could you want; b) you could actually win things as the month progresses and that's always a good time; and c) the site itself is probably going to be huge and it will give you the illusion of coolness if you can say later in life that you knew about it before it even launched. You're welcome in advance.
So HERE IS THE BLOG: howsthelivingblog.com
Now back to your regularly scheduled weird pictures of Jake: