Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Back Away From My Man!

What.  Is.  This.

Um, excuse me, blonde flight-attendant-looking lady with the grabby hands and the wandering lips.  I realize that trying to get a good whiff in while Jake walks by is a primal urge that all who have been in his presence experience, but this is taking things a bit too far.  And I'm not convinced that Jake isn't enjoying this to a certain degree...  The brush of hands over your magazine, the Brian-Williams-eyebrow raise, the way in which his open mouth could mean many things, but none of them good...

So listen up, sweetheart.  Unhand the Gyllenhaal, button up your damn shirt, remove your tacky fake-tipped nails from his exterior, and back your grocery-store-L'Oreal-dye-job AWAY FROM MY MAN.


In happier news, Silver has started a Source Code blog.  YAY!


KeepCalm August 4, 2010 at 1:01 PM  

Ahahahaahaha that poor woman. How humilating for her.

Anonymous,  August 4, 2010 at 1:05 PM  

look at his face! what was she telling him??? maybe some kind of indecent

Katie,  August 4, 2010 at 1:16 PM  

And the line of ass whooping to get to Jake increases...

Well said, PG!!!

Vanessa August 4, 2010 at 1:19 PM  

& so it starts...

Who ARE these women that think they can manhandle our Gylls? Or should I say womanhandle?

I can ONLY imagine what is going to go down when he is at the premiere of LaOD after appearing all nakedey & EVERYTHING in that! Whatever will you do then, PG??? You may have to hire some of us to be his bodyguards, heheheh... & GUARD that gorgeous body, we most definitely will. ^_^

Becky Heineke August 4, 2010 at 1:26 PM  

^^^ Having been the one to bring this awful picture to my attention, you would be at the top of my list when it comes to hiring bodyguards. :D

I'm thinking it's probably in the best interest of my blood pressure that I don't know what kind of sweet nothings she's whispering into his ear... ;D

Call Me Mo August 4, 2010 at 1:51 PM  

She is obviously whispering, "Let's go back to my place and you can call me Prophecy Girl." ;]

gyllenhaalisgr8 August 4, 2010 at 2:25 PM  

Maybe he was attracted to that huge, Reese-like chin. Could be a transvestite for all we know. Be careful, Jakey!

Sam August 4, 2010 at 4:33 PM  

Call me Mo, again... your comment is a classic!!! AGAIN!

Becky Heineke August 4, 2010 at 4:51 PM  

Mo, I can't. Stop. Laughing. HA!!!!

Voulez Vouz August 4, 2010 at 6:45 PM  

*tsk tsk* Poor woman. Propositioning our sweet Jake. He doesn't indulge in those dirty deeds! (Although I have vivid fantasies that he does.) PG, Vanessa, I am available for bodyguard duty at ANY GIVEN MOMENT! The perfection that is Jake G should be protected and worshipped AT ALL TIMES!

Vanessa August 4, 2010 at 7:10 PM  

Thank you, oh fearless leader, I most humbly request the honor of the "strenuous" task of guarding the magnificent Gylls for you. & Voulez Vouz, you are welcome to join me in said task with PG's approval, of course!

I concur on Mo's comment, LMAO, that was priceless! >;-)

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