It's Jake! In his element! Which is lengthy, involved interviews in which he gives extensive, introspective answers about deeply personal issues! (This is how we all know him so well.)
HAHA, just kidding. Jake is none of those things in interviews, ever. (Except introspective.) But this is part of the reason why he is so great. Even though this interview is a joke, it is fantastic.
In other guffaw-inducing news, some fine former classmate of Jake's just bestowed this incredible gift upon the internet:
He was quite a catch in his youth, no?
And because there is absolutely no cohesive theme whatsoever to this post (aside from "Things That Make Prophecy Girl Laugh"), IHJ's on top of things again with these half-a-decade-old gems:
Some days I have lots to say. Other days, I let Jake's existence do the talking for me...