Friday, July 2, 2010

If Jake Read This Blog...

Initial reaction:

Upon further reflection:

Final conclusion:
It's all in good fun, Jake.  All in good fun...

These recently released pictures from the Moscow premiere of Prince of Persia come to us from IHJ, our usual source for Pictures of Jake Thinking About Prophecy Girl.  Unfortunately, they also bring to light even more instances of fans acting horrifically in front of Jake.  See below:

Some of you may remember (and others of you have rightfully repressed) that Jake had himself quite the jolly good time in Russia, and it looks like the full extent of his debauchery (and remorse) has yet to be seen:

Watch it, Gyllenhaal.

And that is everything you ever needed to know about Russia.

ALSO TODAY, the votes are in and (no doubt thanks to my incessant pestering), Jake came in second in the Pixel Project poll, meaning that he is soon to be on the receiving end of a request to support their cause.  Will he accept?  Er, I really don't know.  But that didn't stop him from celebrating.



Phoebe,  July 2, 2010 at 10:12 AM  

And that is everything you ever needed to know about Russia.


Dude, all these blatant stalkers remind me of the most conniving one there ever was: The Malevolent Seagull. What in the world ever happened to his ugly face?

Becky Heineke July 2, 2010 at 10:47 AM  

I feel like I've set a standard with the posts earlier in the week which I cannot *possibly* sustain...but that one sentence saved this post for me! ;D

THE MALEVOLENT SEAGULL! An offender of all that's decent if ever there was one. Is it wrong to hope that he relocated to the Gulf Coast? I have zero tolerance for such horrid behavior, regardless of species. (But I can't help but think back on him with fond memories. Sniff!)

Call Me Mo July 2, 2010 at 10:52 AM  

Anyone else think the girl in the last picture is the super excited girl on the red carpet?

Just what the hell is so damn funny on these red carpets??

Phoebe,  July 2, 2010 at 11:02 AM  

*clicks on link*

Awww, there he is! Long time no see, you sneaky bastard.

Relocation, to the Gulf Coast. Yes! Let's hope. Nothing wrong about that whatsoever.

(Oh so fond memories!)

Becky Heineke July 2, 2010 at 12:14 PM  

^^^ Those were the days! We had a 34-comment discussion and stayed on the topic of birds the entire time. Ah, sweet youthful enthusiasm... :D

Mo, could be!! In which case she has crossed every line there is in security breaches (as if her overly-large smile wasn't reason enough to mark her suspicious). I'll have her identified immediately.

Vanessa,  July 2, 2010 at 1:51 PM  

OMG, once again, I'm in stitches & the Malevolent Seagull had me going for a minute. I was like, WTF? Is that some weird screen name of some Jake hater blogger or something??? Until I clicked thru... Then I was cracking up once again. Damn, I am so sorry I missed out on the original Jake Watch!

& I'm with you Mo & PG, you should definitely check into WHO that crazed blonde is, it appears she has crossed the line imho & must be taken into custody immediately & severely reprimanded or worse....
**evil maniacal laugh**

Leslie July 2, 2010 at 1:58 PM  

The girl on the red carpet in the grey dress is obviously Jake's co-star in PoP - Gemma Arterton. Who the girl on the carpet is, I don't know but a live clip of what is included in the Russian Dancing Debacle - so, it happened over . . there . . . *pointing in direction across Atlantic*

Leslie July 2, 2010 at 1:58 PM  

I meant the oriental carpet, sorry

Vanessa,  July 2, 2010 at 2:11 PM  

@Leslie, I was referring to the blonde on the red carpet that PG had so excellently pointed out to us was staring at Gylls with "excessive adoration", she looks just like that blonde in the purple & red in the back over on the right of the last picture on the Oriental carpet. Doesn't she look like the same blonde?

Nothing Really Matters July 2, 2010 at 2:17 PM  

LOL! Oh darling! Just when I think you can't out do yourself! Here you go again!

Leslie July 2, 2010 at 2:42 PM  

Vanessa - same facial expression, different girl.

Vanessa,  July 2, 2010 at 2:49 PM  

OK, then we can let her go, I suppose & not inflict punishment this time, but I'm still concerned that she is getting away with SOMETHING... hmmmm....

What say you, PG & Mo?

Becky Heineke July 2, 2010 at 4:06 PM  

Honestly, I'm most concerned with the gentleman in the very first picture. WHY the menacing look, sir??! (Jealousy, no doubt.) But pretty much the entire country of Russia is on notice right now. And that *certainly* includes any and all blonde women who smile widely enough to show their molars when looking at Jake. Those women are never up to any good...

Sam July 2, 2010 at 4:58 PM  

Stalkers were so inconspicuous in the old days, i mean now they just dress up as every day "fans" Bring back the creativity of the past i say... My favourite was the human size oscar! hahaha!

Anonymous,  July 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM  

"Russians of interest" LOL

This is even more hilarious in light of those popular Russian spies now, hahahaha!
We can finally tell the FBI what they were doing in the US - stalking Jake Gyllenhaal!!

Hopefully this means secret service protection for him from now on.

Becky Heineke July 2, 2010 at 6:51 PM  

Why did I not think of the Russian spy connection?! TOTAL current event fail on my part. Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if they *were* over here stalking Jake, seeing as how he's such a great national treasure. :D

Sam, I know, WHERE is the creativity these days?! These new stalkers just don't put the effort in that there forefathers did... (HAHA, love that Oscar statue. ;D)

Unknown February 17, 2017 at 5:13 AM  

Our Green Bay Packers Banner measures a huge 2x8 feet, is constructed of thick weather resistant nylon, and is embroidered with the Green Bay Packers NFL team logo as shown. Our Green Bay Packers Banner includes ten (10) reinforced metal grommets around the perimeter for easy hanging at your next tailgate party, in your sports room, or as an interior or exterior "gameday" divided flags nhl
nfl house flagsFalcons house divided flags
Ravens american flagsHouse Divided Flags,
Sports Flags 3x5,
football team flags,
ncaa flags and banners,

Post a Comment

Search This Blog

  © Blogger template Simple n' Sweet by 2009

Back to TOP