If Jake Read This Blog...

Initial reaction:

Upon further reflection:

Final conclusion:

It's all in good fun, Jake. All in good fun...

These recently released pictures from the Moscow premiere of Prince of Persia come to us from IHJ, our usual source for Pictures of Jake Thinking About Prophecy Girl. Unfortunately, they also bring to light even more instances of fans acting horrifically in front of Jake. See below:

Some of you may remember (and others of you have rightfully repressed) that Jake had himself quite the jolly good time in Russia, and it looks like the full extent of his debauchery (and remorse) has yet to be seen:

Watch it, Gyllenhaal.

And that is everything you ever needed to know about Russia.

ALSO TODAY, the votes are in and (no doubt thanks to my incessant pestering), Jake came in second in the Pixel Project poll, meaning that he is soon to be on the receiving end of a request to support their cause. Will he accept? Er, I really don't know. But that didn't stop him from celebrating.