Geez, these Twitter Jakes are persistent! Just since the last time I wrote an entry about Fake Twitter Jakes, there are even more Fake Twitter Jakes. Let's check out what "JakeGyllenhaal_" has been up to in the past few days (he protects his tweets, though I have the honor of being amongst the roughly 2000 people he has graciously allowed into his circle):
FAKE JAKE FAIL. (Though, to be fair, I have never once seen a Fake Jake win.)
Generally related to all of this, Jake really is up for a Teen Choice Award or two, so if you'd like to do your part to place Jake in a room full of screaming teenagers, go HERE! He's nominated for Choice Movie Actor: Fantasy (Prince of Persia) and Choice Movie Actor: Drama (Brothers). (Who knew Brothers was such a hit with the teen set?) Not to dash anyone's hopes, but he's up against RPatz and Taylor Lautner in the first category and RPatz and Channing Tatum in the second, so...yeah. He doesn't have a cold chance in hell.
But we can vote for him anyway.