Prince Dastan Christmas Ornament Actually Weirder Than You Might Think It Would Be

Ho ho ho, Jake fans! Hallmark (relic of an era in American history in which there was success to be found in making absolutely anything) is issuing a Prince of Persia keepsake ornament, on sale July 10, 2010! Copyright questionable screenshot below:

"With dagger in hand"? Really, Hallmark? You're just going to put that up on your site where children could be reading?

Anyway, as you can see, Dastan will fit right in with the Christmas spirit as he hangs from the neck and gives the illusion that he is running as fast as his feet will carry him away from your tree.

Yay for the holidays!

This find comes to me today from gyllenhaalisgr8 who, as you may remember from the distant past of two days ago, pulled out the mother of all Jake projects. Of course, whenever someone does something truly spectacular (or crazy) around here to show their Jake love, I reward them with a useless graphic representation of a merit badge. But a comment earlier this week got me thinking...and I realized that a merit badge just wasn't enough for what gyllenhaalisgr8 had done.

So today, I am proud, nay honored, to present the very first ISJ Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Stalking Jake, given to gyllenhaalisgr8 for her Dream Date:

Because after doing something like that, really the only way to top it is an actual dream date with Jake. And if you've got that going for you, there is no sane reason on this earth why you would still be reading this blog...

So congratulations, gyllenhaalisgr8! May the world always have enough cardboard to satisfy your dreams, and may all of your Christmases be filled with Jake-adorned trees.

Sam , June 16, 2010 at 4:31 PM

Christmas ornament? Really?! Thats kinda cool i guess... but i do think they could have chosen a better pose! Well, congrats Jake, not many people have those!!!

Congrats also to gyllenhaalisgr8!! You deserve it, and i now know what my goal in life is!!!

Anonymous, June 16, 2010 at 5:26 PM

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/16/jake-gyllenhaal-beverly-hills-business/

he's in beverly hills.

Last week, Jake and pal Adam Levine were seen at Hollywood hotspot Las Palmas. For most of the night, the pair was spotted having a good time dancing at their table under the brass elephant.

Becky Heineke, June 16, 2010 at 8:03 PM

A storm comes through and knocks out my cable and internet for three hours and I come back to find that Jake is now wearing pants 4 sizes too large and randomhero2006 has switched identifies. SO MUCH CHANGE for so little time.

(New post coming up!)

gyllenhaalisgr8, June 17, 2010 at 2:26 AM

Thank you, PG, for that most prestigious award. It will go on my imaginary mantle (I have a real mantle, but my imaginary one is for all of my imaginary awards)!And thank you all for your support of my gyllenhaalism. Who knew that $150 worth of paper, ink and cardboard could make one so deliriously happy! And yes, he is one of a kind...and laminated for his protection! My friend Karen came over yesterday because I told her I had a surprise. She walked in the door, took one look at DD Jake and FOR A SECOND thought he was really there, muttering, "Oh, I look a mess!" Total shock and awe -- best compliment of all! She just walked around him with her jaw dropped -- kind of like we might do with REAL Jake (God, I hope not -- what a waste of precious time!)! Anyhoo, he is perfect -- especially with the switched head with that cute little tongue that I love so much, sigh. Remember: "IDOL hands are the Devil's workshop'!

Becky Heineke, June 17, 2010 at 8:24 AM

That is so amazing that she thought he was real! ;D I'm sure the pictures of him don't do him justice in terms of the either the size or the quality of the print job. :) It is an award earned well, my friend! And as its first recipient, you have set a very, very high standard for all of those who wish to follow in your footsteps. :D

gyllenhaalisgr8, June 20, 2010 at 3:16 AM

Thanks to all of you. But it was just something that was in me I had to get out - kind of like that thirty-year-old woman trapped inside of me screaming, "What the hell happened?",LOL! But it is just so cool seeing him standing there everytime I walk into my apartment!

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