The Merit Badge Hall of Fame
At I'm Stalking Jake!, open expression of your Jake Gyllenhaal love is never discouraged. It's rewarded. Usually that reward comes in the form of these arguably worthless merit badge icons, the recipients of which are just a little bit cooler than the other fans. A complete list below:
The Badge For Exceptional Sock Research
Earned by: Call Me Mo
The Badge For Valor on the Red Carpet
Earned by: Call Me Mo
Earned by: gyllenhaalisgr8
The Badge For Promoting Me All Over the Damn Internet
Earned by: Cantara Christopher, S4M985
The Badge For Looking Up Jake News When PG Was Too Distracted To Do So
Earned by: coffeecat, JAMEY313, jbhoneebee, Olympia, PopSugar.com, Silver, sumi k, The HappyDogBlog, Trijs
The Badge For Awesomely Inappropriate YouTube Productions
Earned by: SHolmesComedy
The Badge For Calculating the Box Office Numbers in Jake's Favor
Earned by: sumi k
The Badge For Successfully Identifying What Type of Car Jake Drives
Earned by: Call Me Mo
The Badge For Sabotaging Sex & The City 2's Box Office Intake
Earned by: Call Me Mo
The Badge For Hand-Crafting A Freaking Awesome Donnie Darko Costume
Earned by: gyllenhaalisgr8
The Badge For Spotting Subtle Nuances in Jake's Wardrobe
Earned by: S4M985
The Badge For Commenting on I'm Stalking Jake!
Earned by: Everyone! Even the anonymous everyones!
The Badge For Whoring Yourself Out to the Public So I Have Something To Write About
Earned by: Jake Gyllenhaal
The Badge For Superior Portrayal of Jake in a Dress
Earned by: sumi k
The Badge For Buying an Entire Jake-Inspired Designer Outfit
Earned by: Nothing Really Matters
And when a merit badge just isn't enough...when someone has done something so fantastically large and unique that the congratulatory graphic needs to be at least twice as big...there is the Lifetime Achievement Award:
The Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Stalking Jake
Earned by: gyllenhaalisgr8 Read more...
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