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21 comments:
I'm not liking the direction the girls head is, well heading in! :-P
I think we need a "back away from my man moment!"
INDEED. The whole scene is completely inappropriate...and in front of on audience!
I never comment because your posts are just perfect and well, no need to add, but this..this just floored me, THANK YOU!! XD
I don't know what I find more distracting, the hilarious woman or how sexy Jake looks, wow where to look, do I laugh or spontaneously combust??
And here I was a little concerned about the lack of comments, thinking maybe I was offending everyone. :D Thank you! I'm with you on the picture...it was TOO PERFECT (on many different levels) not to dedicate the entire post to it!! ;D
Some people just lack the style these days PG!
Look at the dude checking Jakes arse out! And then you got the lady staring over her back box thing!
Or maybe I just lack the ability to say what I mean! I just came back because I meant the comments on this post, but then I realized that I made it sound like I was talking about all of the posts. God...I didn't mean to sound ungrateful! :( Somebody needs to shut me up before I make myself come off any worse...
To move the subject away from my rambling, NRM, I think you just won the Indecently Suggestive Comment Award. ;D
Hahaha, yes everyone does seem mesmerized by how hot Jake looks. He's just pulling them in like a magnet, I mean the lady up front clearly couldn't endure being right next to sex itself so she instinctively bent over and went for the zipper!
Wait, is this going too far now? See this is why I don't comment...
No, see, this is why you should ALWAYS comment! This conversation has me laughing so hard right now... HAHA!
Lena you should always comment! =]
You're laughing, but the amount of indecent thoughts this photo's inspiring me to have is a bit disturbing frankly... God, I need to get out more... But where do you go after seeing something like this?! Jake, you ruined normal men for me! I demand some sort of compensation ASAP
By the look on his face I can see he's taking this request very seriously . . .
I swear...if I were that close to Jake, I have no idea where ANY of my body parts might be heading! Keeping gyllenhaalism under control can be a full-time job!
And LENA, "normal men" is an oxymoron, LOL! But I know EXACTLY how you feel! If I ever do meet him, perhaps I should wear pot-holders? Or a personal fire extinguisher just in case I burst into flames as I gaze upon him... Heaven help me...where are my cigarettes?!
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