Jake Gyllenhaal Donates His Eyes to Charity

(No, he didn't.)  Well, hell, Jake's name is being associated with all sorts of causes lately!  He recently stopped by the offices of New Eyes for the Needy and hobnobbed with a wide variety of people.  Including...

The young:

The old:

The blonde:

And this demographic, which needs to just Back The Hell Away From My Man:

Yeah, you.  In the grey.  Tone that smile down a bit, alright?  I don't even want to think about what your other hand is doing back there...

For more pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal's patented Fan Photo Demeanor (no teeth, neutral eyes, wrinkled suit), check out New Eyes for the Needy's Facebook page.

Aw, there's a smile!  Good old Gylls...he's always laughing at old people...

Thank you to Silver for the tip!!