(No, he didn't.) Well, hell, Jake's name is being associated with all sorts of causes lately! He recently stopped by the offices of New Eyes for the Needy and hobnobbed with a wide variety of people. Including...
And this demographic, which needs to just Back The Hell Away From My Man:
For more pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal's patented Fan Photo Demeanor (no teeth, neutral eyes, wrinkled suit), check out New Eyes for the Needy's Facebook page.
Thank you to Silver for the tip!!