Saturday, June 5, 2010

Jake Balks At Challenge Of Impressing Us

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted recently looking at a car door with apprehension and concern: 

Is this because we here at ISJ have recently taken to ranking his abilities to climb into his vehicle on a highly arbitrary scale of 1-10 in which we demand things of him that the human body is physically incapable of doing and that Jake himself, ingrained in his personal routine of hauling around beverage cups, going to gyms, and buying groceries, has left us with so little to analyze that even the most mundane of activities must be glorified such that we, as a community, are able to retain an interest in him and subsequently discuss his behavior outside of his film career which, ironically enough, is the only method by which he has readily given himself to us for our entertainment, though, in the current tabloid-saturated world in which we live, this winds up being secondary to his abilities to engage us in the activities of his day-to-day life?


We may never know. 

Picture from JustJared.  (Where there are many more!)  Thanks to Silver for the tip!


coffeecat June 5, 2010 at 11:28 AM  

Dude - congrats on the run-on sentence!

Becky Heineke June 5, 2010 at 11:59 AM  

I'm not going to lie, I felt a deep sense of satisfaction when I got to the end of that sucker. :)

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 5, 2010 at 1:02 PM  

Do I smell a merit badge for run-on sentences?! Tee hee!

Linda June 5, 2010 at 4:39 PM  

your analytical ability is totally amazing! I think Jake got to be really careful on every single move he does. he must know we are all watching.
keep up the good work Prophecy Girl.

Sam June 5, 2010 at 5:39 PM  

Personally i think he was looking at the camera crew thinking

*shit, now im in trouble. im only carrying 2 things (one being the tiniest coffeecup in the world) and i STILL have the same shoes on!*

Becky Heineke June 5, 2010 at 7:54 PM  

I'm so glad I have you guys. And that you UNDERSTAND. The nuances in these photographs must be continually assessed!!! He's constantly trying to tell us things, but sometimes it's just so hard to figure out what...

coffeecat June 6, 2010 at 10:08 AM  

Hey - who's the shadow stalker behind Jake? He almost - but not quite - blends in.

Becky Heineke June 6, 2010 at 10:30 AM  

I actually looked this up, and apparently it's some guy from the band Mumford & Sons (no, I've never heard of them either). Jake's a big fan. So he gets to go out for coffee with these people. I, for one, anxiously await the day when the same is true in reverse. ;D

sumi k,  June 6, 2010 at 10:52 AM  

oh my god.

gylls and marcus mumford??? is this real? can i believe my eyes???

consider my world exploding, right in front of me.

two of my favorite people in the universe!

mumford and sons is seriously my favorite band. ive seen them play twice and pretty much weep with their awesomeness each time. maybe i should call up my buddy gylls next time around.

Becky Heineke June 6, 2010 at 11:42 AM  

Well now I feel ridiculous for not knowing who this band is (although, to be fair, I had no idea who Vampire Weekend was either). :)

sumi, they're even calling Jake their "mascot." This fan relationship has gotten very serious very quickly!

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