BREAKING: Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Into Car. Again.

This is an amazing set of photographs that we have; every second caught on film!  So *deep breath* on a scale of 1-10...

The Approach:

Stop smiling, man.  It's not going to make us judge you any easier.  And whoa, are those the same shoes you wore the other day?  Dude.  DUDE.  WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU.  I'm trying not to let this cloud my judgment but it's kind of unprecedented and I need a moment to get over this...

...and I'm good.

The Reach (Angle 1):

Difficult to assess.  The driver's side rear-view mirror is blocking the most important information in this photograph.  MIRROR FAIL.

The Reach (Angle 2):

Clearer from this angle.  Jake is carrying his keys in the same hand he's using to reach for the door handle.  It's a step up from what we've seen from him recently, but I've seen better.

The Grab (Angle 1):

Again, what is this crap that's passing for a photograph here?  I can't believe someone got paid to take this.  It tells us nothing.

The Grab (Angle 2):

HOLY SHIT.  Is that a middle finger grab?!

Instant Replay:

It is!  He went the middle finger route!  Way to man the hell up, Gylls.  You tell that car door who's boss.

The Open:

The balancing act in the non-door-opening hand is impressive, if minimalist...

The Get-In:

Successfully navigated, gracefully entered, adequately executed...and yet somehow lacking.

Today's Car-Getting-Into Score = 4.3 

It won points for elegance, but I just can't overlook the lack of originality.  Where is the style, Gyllenhaal?  Where is the style?

Thanks to sumi k for letting me know Jake rode in his car!