ISJ's very own randomhero2006 has gone above and beyond the call of duty and made the rest of you look like lazy slackers. After conducting extensive research of Jake's ankle region, she has concluded, with 100% accuracy and certainty, that Jake Gyllenhaal was wearing socks yesterday.
This is crucial to our understanding of Jake, and leads to the proudest moment in the past two years of my life. So, without any further ado, I present to you:
SOCK WATCH: COMEBACK EDITION
- COLOR: Shoe-complementing muddy gray (perhaps with hidden stripes?)
- TYPE: Brimming with wholesome, cottony goodness
- HEIGHT: Unacceptably low
- OVERALL STATUS: Disappointing to the point of humiliating
If you would like to win an ISJ! Merit Badge, then just do something at least as awesome as figuring out whether or not Jake was wearing socks in a paparazzi picture. Rest assured your efforts will be rewarded.