Thursday, May 20, 2010

Agent Wins Merit Badge for Exceptional Sock Research

ISJ's very own randomhero2006 has gone above and beyond the call of duty and made the rest of you look like lazy slackers.  After conducting extensive research of Jake's ankle region, she has concluded, with 100% accuracy and certainty, that Jake Gyllenhaal was wearing socks yesterday.

This is crucial to our understanding of Jake, and leads to the proudest moment in the past two years of my life.  So, without any further ado, I present to you:


  • COLOR:  Shoe-complementing muddy gray (perhaps with hidden stripes?)
  • TYPE:  Brimming with wholesome, cottony goodness
  • HEIGHT:  Unacceptably low
  • OVERALL STATUS:  Disappointing to the point of humiliating 
In conclusion, Jake Gyllenhaal is not unattractive because he doesn't wear socks, he's unattractive because he doesn't wear socks people can see.


If you would like to win an ISJ! Merit Badge, then just do something at least as awesome as figuring out whether or not Jake was wearing socks in a paparazzi picture.  Rest assured your efforts will be rewarded.


Becky Heineke May 20, 2010 at 1:06 PM  

Obviously she should also be awarded the coveted Red Carpet Merit Badge, but I didn't have time to mock up something else in Photoshop this very second. :)

Call Me Mo May 20, 2010 at 2:48 PM  

Wow! This is so unexpected. I would like to thank my job for paying me to stare at blown-up pictures of Jake's ankles, Jake for remembering to wear socks with sneakers, and especially PG for making my dream of receiving the first ever ISJ badge a reality. I feel so honored! I will wear my badge with pride. =]

Becky Heineke May 20, 2010 at 4:31 PM  

You should also get a merit badge for providing me with most of the content on this blog for the past two days (and again tomorrow...I just sent you an e-mail! :)). It was the least I could do!

And I teared up a little at your acceptance speech. Beautiful!

Monica May 20, 2010 at 6:30 PM  

Great post!
You're in great shape!

Sam May 20, 2010 at 6:50 PM  

Now i feel like it's really back!! It just had a *little something* missing without sock watch!! Yeehaa!

Becky Heineke May 20, 2010 at 7:45 PM  

It did feel more like Jake Watch today, didn't it? I'd kind of been fighting it, trying for a slightly different feel for a different time, but maybe old school is the way to go.

At any rate, it gave me intense satisfaction to analyze Jake's socks once again. I feel like my abilities in that department are a true gift...

Sam May 20, 2010 at 8:23 PM  

Oh if anyone else should be receiving Sock Watch badges is you PG!

Now if only Jake would grace us with some more socks. I assume its getting warmer over in the US? Thats a good sign of sock watches to come! This agent is onto things!

Becky Heineke May 20, 2010 at 9:12 PM  

^^^ You are very on top of things! It is getting warmer, and I suspect we'll be seeing quite a bit more of Jake's socks in the months to come. *dreamy sigh*

Call Me Mo May 21, 2010 at 11:58 AM  

Aww look! Jake was so excited he insisted on wearing the badge. Such a sweetheart.

Becky Heineke May 21, 2010 at 1:31 PM  

LOOK AT THAT! It warms the cockles of my heart to see his dedication to our cause. Damn, never underestimate Jake's excitement about the things we do on these blogs!

Sam May 21, 2010 at 5:09 PM  

HAHAHAHA!!!! RH2006 (hope you like your new shortened nickname) That cracks me up! I think when i have time i might add my badge to my avatar what a great little idea!!!

Sam May 21, 2010 at 5:10 PM  

Literally little! I'm not sure if photoshop goes that small!

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