Friday, June 25, 2010

BREAKING: Jake Gyllenhaal Doing Something Entirely Ordinary

Er, so actually these are the pictures I was planning to post a day or so ago, but then I had to wait while Jake took every available opportunity to have his picture taken with a car.

SO.  If you look to your right, you will see that I have listed "Going for a Walk" as Jake's very next project.  I like to provide the readers of this blog with the type of inside information that you're just not going to get anywhere else, and it's always nice to see a scoop of mine verified.  See Jake hard at work below:

What a stride this guy has!

ALSO, you know how a week or so ago I told you I would never again pester you about voting for the Pixel Project?  Well, I lied, because they extended their voting deadline until June 30 and now, by a miracle of staggering proportions, the details and doings of which are beyond my mortal comprehension, Jake -- after lagging so dismally behind in third place that I actually told the people at the Pixel Project that they should count their blessings he wasn't dead last -- is inexplicably only 200 votes away from beating the dude from "True Blood" and winning the damn poll.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.  I don't know, except maybe I just write really convincing essays.  So anyway, if you haven't yet voted, you can do so HERE, and let it never be said that I didn't do my part to get out the vote.  Thank you, and happy Friday.

More pics where you'd think they'd be.  Thanks to Faz4980 for the picture tip!


gyllenhaalisgr8 June 25, 2010 at 3:04 PM  

Man, look at him go! Putting one foot in front of the other and everything, just like a pro! And the shoes -- pretty snazzy there, Jakes! What an amazing feat of feet!! His next project should be learning how to walk and smile at the same time! Come on -- we know you can do it!! What an amazing athlete, I swear....

Leslie June 25, 2010 at 3:19 PM  

Wait a sec, remember what he said - if you smile too much you look stupid (or something along those lines). Let's not try to make him do too much at once. Note the intense concentration though . . I'm glad the pavement didn't jump up and trip him! Flashy kicks too - yet another new pair of shoes. I wonder if he arranges them on shelves or if they're all just thrown around on the bottom of the closet (like most normal shleps like us).

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 25, 2010 at 4:03 PM  

That was in Russia! He can smile all he wants and even look as stupid as he wants in the good old U.S. of A.! But then, we love his face any old way! I agree on the concentration -- he definitely had his Walking Face on!

Call Me Mo June 25, 2010 at 4:41 PM  

I can never decide if I like the posts or the tags more. Ha. =]

Leslie June 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM  

Okay, so I corralled three ladies at work to vote for Jake . . so that's four votes from my end. I'm calling a challenge!!!! All readers of this blog get 4 or more votes for our guy!

Becky Heineke June 25, 2010 at 4:59 PM  

Holy crap, Leslie for the WIN! I think I can rustle up 4 votes... I also voted from another computer today, because I'm fine with cheating as long as it's on Jake's behalf. ;D

And I would just like to say that I take great personal pride in choosing my tags, so I'm glad they're appreciated. :D (Although now I'm sad I didn't come up with one for the uber-concentration it takes for Jake to do such a fine job of moseying along...)

coffeecat June 25, 2010 at 9:15 PM  

Jake - walking & licking his lips; wearing new shoes; hiding his socks; carrying his iphone (or blackberry storm). This is just the most Perfectly Jake post ever. I love the tags as much as the posts, too. ;)

Becky Heineke June 25, 2010 at 9:42 PM  

HE IS ALWAYS THE SAME. And this is why we love him. :D

gyllenhaalisgr8, look just under my name at the very bottom of the post. I guess they're actually called "labels," but a normal blogger would use them to categorize posts for easy indexing later. I use them in an entirely non-helpful way. ;D

Nothing Really Matters June 26, 2010 at 3:45 AM  

I'm disappointed in Jake! This is not what I want to see my celebrities doing!

They shouldn't be doing "ordinary" things! I don't! :-P

coffeecat June 26, 2010 at 12:01 PM  

"This is not what I want to see my celebrities doing! They shouldn't be doing "ordinary" things! I don't! :-P"

Pussy Darling,
We all know you are the exception to every rule ;-)

Regina June 28, 2010 at 7:57 AM  

Hi PG and loyal Gyllenhaalics:

Team Jake THANKS YOU SO MUCH for helping push Jake to second place!

And yes, PG's hot guest blogpost has indeed spurred on voting!

And yes, Jake is now about 200 votes away from squeaking past Mr Skarsgard.

We challenge all Gyllenhaalics to push Jake past Alex! So in the words of some die-hard Skarsgard fans:

VOTE!!!! VOTE!!!!

(And don't forget to sign the petition!)

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