BREAKING: Jake Gyllenhaal Doing Something Entirely Ordinary

Er, so actually these are the pictures I was planning to post a day or so ago, but then I had to wait while Jake took every available opportunity to have his picture taken with a car.

SO.  If you look to your right, you will see that I have listed "Going for a Walk" as Jake's very next project.  I like to provide the readers of this blog with the type of inside information that you're just not going to get anywhere else, and it's always nice to see a scoop of mine verified.  See Jake hard at work below:

What a stride this guy has!

ALSO, you know how a week or so ago I told you I would never again pester you about voting for the Pixel Project?  Well, I lied, because they extended their voting deadline until June 30 and now, by a miracle of staggering proportions, the details and doings of which are beyond my mortal comprehension, Jake -- after lagging so dismally behind in third place that I actually told the people at the Pixel Project that they should count their blessings he wasn't dead last -- is inexplicably only 200 votes away from beating the dude from "True Blood" and winning the damn poll.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.  I don't know, except maybe I just write really convincing essays.  So anyway, if you haven't yet voted, you can do so HERE, and let it never be said that I didn't do my part to get out the vote.  Thank you, and happy Friday.

More pics where you'd think they'd be.  Thanks to Faz4980 for the picture tip!