Wednesday, June 23, 2010

CAR POST.

There was another post for today, about some other pictures...BUT THOSE WILL HAVE TO WAIT.

OMG.  Here we go...

The Approach:

Profile shot!  Check out this new angle by which we are observing our car scene.  Do I like it?  Do I not?  I'm going to have to wait and see what it does for me as this plays out...

The Grab:
No fooling around this time, Jake just dives in and goes for it.  Make it happen, baby!

The Open, Part 1:
True he has nothing in his hands, and therefore it's a difficult place to start in terms of impressive feats.  But he's just stone cold taking charge here.  Check out the grip on that handle.  There is power in that grip.  I gotta give him props; this is a high quality performance...

The Open, Part 2:
AND THEN THIS HAPPENS.  What even IS this?  That last picture is like the lone bastion of manliness amongst car door opening techniques, but this picture?  In this picture Jake's delicate-yet-virile hands seem hesitant to even touch that which he has just swung open.  THIS IS A TERRIBLE OPEN PART 2, JAKE.

The Get-In:
Alright, so really there wasn't any chance of recovery after that last shot, but we had to see him finish. And what a disappointing finish it is.  All obscured and full of rear-view mirror... 

Today's Car-Getting-Into-Score = 2.7

And he only gets the 0.7 because the grip.  Alas, it's like his heart just wasn't in it.

More where you'd think they'd be!

49 comments:

Miffed67 June 23, 2010 at 6:01 PM  

I'm very disappointed in Jake's effort here, but MY GOD!! He is KILLING ME with those jeans!

Jake, I know you can do better than this, you've got it in you, man!

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 23, 2010 at 6:20 PM  

There was a car in this post? I couldn't take my eyes off his crotch. Best bulge work in a long time! Jake bulge sites are sorely lacking these days!

Call Me Mo June 23, 2010 at 6:57 PM  

I don't like these new tight pants. Sure, it emphasizes his assets, but tight pants are girlie looking on any guy. His score should've been a 2.0 because of the pants.

Leslie June 23, 2010 at 7:16 PM  

Who's car is he getting into? And the skinny jeans for guys have to go . . I'm hoping these are just new and need some time to be broken in.

He's said he was more buff for PoP than Jarhead, but I think the opposite. Is it me or is he back to being thin? Maybe it's all those dance/exercise classes he's been taking.

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 23, 2010 at 7:43 PM  

Ah, pants. So unnecessary, tight or baggie. The only thing that scares me about the tight ones is the danger to his little swimmers (a.k.a. liquid children) -- hopefully he will get to use them someday and produce a second generation of hotness! The mind boggles...!

Prophecy Girl June 23, 2010 at 8:18 PM  

I can honestly say that I'm neutral on the jeans.

(For more on Jake's sense of fashion, see previous post.)

Prophecy Girl June 23, 2010 at 8:22 PM  

Oh, and Leslie, he had a driver. There's a bit more over on IHJ. ;)

KD,  June 23, 2010 at 9:32 PM  

/umph/ those jeans hugging his shapely legs. what a dream. Even in my fever-stricken, pneumonia-ridden, vomit fueled state, I can still appreciate that outfit.

sure, the car entrance was a very disappointing fare, but has anyone noticed the very strange alopecia in Jake's beard going on here?! why are there random spots of hairless-ness in the midst of that jungle?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buab2SDVTzc&playnext_from=TL&videos=rgml0Zf3cmY WAS NATALIE RIGHT JAKE?!

Anonymous,  June 24, 2010 at 12:03 PM  

Hey :D

OMG i love the Jake G through the ages post! What puzzles me is his changing eyebrows! When he's young they're thin, then they go from black, to thick, to brown, to thin..etc..he's must put a lot of money into eyebrow grooming

"Fans the world over lay awake every night wondering why there are screencaps of this, but no video..." This is so so true! I spent ages trying to find the video when i fist became i Jake fan but then later realised that it is infamously missing! *sigh* one day maybe..

Ohh!! My POP prizes came today!! So exciting :D I got a poster, which was SIGNED and SAID MY NAME! It said:

"Erin - all the very best: (signature)" and very was underlined. hehe. i was giddy, Jake touched something that's now in my possesion XD Im going to treasure it forevvvvvvver..oh they also sent two t-shirts, a pop watch, compass arm strap thing and a journal!! So nice of them :D i have pictures if you want, i can email them to you PG? :P

Silver

Prophecy Girl June 24, 2010 at 1:02 PM  

OH MY GOD! Silver, PLEASE e-mail me pictures!!! (prophecygirl@jakewatch.com) Strangely, I'm almost as jealous over the journal and the watch as I am the signature...OK, maybe not (on account of the personalization and all!!) but still that is an amazingly awesome haul! And the underlined "very" is totally like he's continuing the flirting he started in the video. ;D

And I'm glad you understand my extreme frustration over the lack of that video of little Jake singing! I just can't understand where the hell the pictures came from if no one has the video...it HAS to be out there somewhere!! :)

Leslie June 24, 2010 at 2:11 PM  

I sincerely hope he was the one that signed those but more often than not they hire people to sign mass pictures/promo items for them. Sorry to (sort of) burst your bubble . . but I really hope he was the one that signed it.

Prophecy Girl June 24, 2010 at 2:15 PM  

^^^ I'll bet he did...purely on account of no one else being able to reproduce his signature. :) HA!

Anonymous,  June 24, 2010 at 2:15 PM  

:P I thought that too leslie, but i know people who have had things signed by Jake in his presence and it looks pretty much identical :) so i'm gonna go with believing it was him :D Also there were only three winners :)

Silver

Lena June 24, 2010 at 2:43 PM  

Erin I'm so jealous, wow, amazing!! Of course he signed it, I have a gut feeling, and why wouldn't he, 3 winners is no big deal. And we know Jake is nice like that.
I'm as jealous of the other POP stuff as of the sig!! I shamelessly love that corny Disney film, I don't care what anyone says!
Is it possible to let us see a photo of the stuff you got? If you'd allow PG to publish it or leave a link where we can see it?

Anonymous,  June 24, 2010 at 3:23 PM  

Yep i think PG will publish it, i have sent photos :)

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