Monday, June 28, 2010

And...STOP.


WHAT IS THIS.  Oh, you can give me that look all you'd like, Gyllenhaal.  You can look at the camera like nothing is wrong.  And you can walk ten steps ahead of her...


You can squint in feigned innocence and ignore that uncomfortable look on her face as you say, "What?  Prophecy Girl?  Who is that?"


Hell, you can even open the damned door for her for all I care.


But you know what, Jake?  My cat died today.  And where were you?  You were out on the town, gallivanting with loose women, while I was at home eating microwavable Chinese noodles and crying over the new Deathly Hallows trailer.

Oh.  OH.  We are so fighting right now.

More nonsense at IHJ.

21 comments:

tragic_kingdom,  June 28, 2010 at 7:30 PM  

what concerns me more than anything is he didn't even bother to tuck in the remainder of his shirt...yeah that doesn't make me feel any better either.

Jake Gyllenhaal June 28, 2010 at 7:32 PM  

I'm so sorry about your cat, PG. Sending hugs to you!

Anonymous,  June 28, 2010 at 7:34 PM  

Oh! Did your cat really die today? I'm so sorry. :(

Olympia

Leslie June 28, 2010 at 7:49 PM  

Well, I'd have to say this now categorizes him as a boob man, for sure. LOL

At least you got the attention of a fake Jake. ;)

I'm sorry if you're kitty really did die . . please tell us that was a joke. *whimper*

Prophecy Girl June 28, 2010 at 7:56 PM  

My cat really did die, although she was very old (16) and lived outside at my parents' house, so it was (slightly) less traumatic than if she lived with me and if it was unexpected. Unfortunately, because it's ME we're talking about, she didn't just die, she was eaten by coyotes or wild dogs and wound up in more than one piece. :( I've been horrified all day...

Thank you guys for the sympathy. :'( And thank you, Jake Gyllenhaal! (Which, by the way, we should swap links! I'm adding you to the sidebar. :))

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 28, 2010 at 8:12 PM  

My, the grim faces! Why bother if you are so not into it, Jake? Next time get take-out if that's all the better you can do! The poor girl, out with the Prince and treated like...I don't know what. Oh, well. Take me out and I guarantee you will be smiling, LOL! By the by, Proph, so sorry about kitty -- isn't that the way Boo Radley went? I'm gonna go hug my Cody cat who will be 17 on July 5th.

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 28, 2010 at 8:14 PM  

Interesting that "Jake Gyllenhaal" types in a foreign language and can't spell actor!

Monica June 28, 2010 at 9:02 PM  
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Monica June 28, 2010 at 9:21 PM  

It's me.
I was on blog when I saw the link to your post on twitter.

Sorry and thank you for putting the link here.

Prophecy Girl June 28, 2010 at 9:30 PM  

Monica, had I known that was your blog, I would have put a link up a long time ago. :) Thank you for the hugs (under any name!). *sad smile*

Anonymous,  June 29, 2010 at 3:07 AM  

oh no your cat! i have 2 cats and cant imagine the loss...im sorry.

if this makes you feel ANY better, I had dinner with my friend and she said that she saw JAKE at the smoothie place. she's not a big celeb-head so she didnt really care but i said, NEXT TIME...kidnap him for me. thx.

S4M985 June 29, 2010 at 4:14 AM  

I know it wont help much PG but you can stress a little less. Its his publicist. This is the chick he was seen schmozing whilst helping to put groceries into her car and galivanting around half naked with at the pool (not really but you know) he still should have told you about her tho, If there is one secret there is always more. You still have a right to be mad. And until he rocks up to your house, makes you noodles, wipes away your tears and watches the trailer over and over again with you, you shouldnt forgive him.


probably should have put some paragraphs in that...

Prophecy Girl June 29, 2010 at 10:35 AM  

anon, alright, that is kind of AWESOME, and even though I don't understand anyone who could not be impressed when Jake was in their presence, I commend you for looking out for all of us and insisting she kidnap him next time!!! (Or at the very least, take a picture. ;D)

Sam, that was maybe the best comment EVER, and while Jake and I are still going to be fighting, at least I know he'll be able to explain himself now. :D (Although are you sure it's the same woman from the grocery incident??? This woman looks younger...)

KD,  June 29, 2010 at 12:15 PM  

If it makes you feel any better, PG, I too was crying over Chinese noodles while watching some horrible Lifetime soap.

What is up with the sloppy outfit Jake? You can do better than that!

(About the cat...I once found a decapitated, gutted bunny outside my doorsteps, probably by the hands...err, paws of some wildly starved coyote prowling around my neighborhood)

Prophecy Girl June 29, 2010 at 1:24 PM  

Damn nature...I know it's the natural order of things and all, but it's so hard to think about when it's your pet! (Or in your case, an animal that in another circumstance might have been a pet.)

I'm sorry that we had the shared experience of crying into Chinese noodles last night! :( (Although in a weird way it's like we were cosmically connected by our misery.)

S4M985 June 29, 2010 at 4:38 PM  

Now im second guessing myself.. im pretty sure it is her.. some poeople over at IHJ are sure it is, then one person and piped up that its someone different.

Maybe its the chick from the game walking up the stairs..... Just throwing it out there. ha

Prophecy Girl June 29, 2010 at 4:50 PM  

Haaahaaa, that would be so funny! ;D I just read the thread over there and now *I'm* second-guessing myself. :) Well...regardless, I'm still waiting for my noodles, Gyllenhaal!

(I might be waiting for a very long time.)

Leslie June 29, 2010 at 5:05 PM  

Sure doesn't look like his publicist and the girl at the game looked to be in her 20s and had a much narrower back (because this woman has a HUGE rack!). This person looks much older than the girl at the Lakers game - I'd say mid to late 30s. Chalk it up to yet another "friend."

D June 29, 2010 at 10:31 PM  

I wonder who is she?


I am really sorry about your kitty! know how it feels since a couple of years ago (T__T)


Did you like the HP trailer?

Prophecy Girl June 30, 2010 at 8:09 AM  

LOVED the HP trailer!!! I'm such a Harry Potter nerd. And I mean, not in a "casually interested" sort of way, but in a "lost track of how many times I've read the books" kind of way. :) I've got to admit I have mixed feelings, though. It was hard enough when the books ended, but I honestly don't know what I'm going to do with myself when there are no more movies! :( I have no shame in admitting that I've watched the trailer about 15 times already. :D

And thanks for the sympathy for the cat. I got to see where she was buried yesterday, so I feel a little more at peace about it. Still really sad... :'(

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