Poor Jake Gyllenhaal. He just has no luck with the ladies! By now we've all seen the tragic video in which he tries -- and fails -- to woo the exotic international set with his smoking dance moves. And then there's his hair, which causes the opposite sex to flee from him in horror.
But now it's come to Jake approaching random women in parking lots and not taking the hint:
So what is it about Jake that caused this woman to be so revolted? What is it in general that's causing his bad luck of late? Well, until I saw these pictures, I couldn't be entirely sure, but now my worst fears have been confirmed. It's not the dancing. It's not the hair. It's two words of extreme importance and it explains everything that's going wrong with Jake these days.
Take a good look at those ankles, my friends.
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