Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Jake Rocks Unabomber Look

"The Unabomber" is one of Jake's oldest and most classic looks, and one which he never fails to pull off.  I personally like this new iteration even more than the version we saw him work just last month:

I first wrote of this fashion trend (not to be confused with "The Jesus") back in 2007.  At the time, I also noted that, to complete the look, he was "wearing sunglasses and sneakers and carrying a beverage cup."

Three years later (almost to the day):
There's a real comfort in doing this job sometimes...

Unabomber sketch from this site.


Linda,  June 29, 2010 at 1:20 PM  

Omg I love it!
he looks like a real bad boy.
Jack Nasty? hahaha
even better :)

Becky Heineke June 29, 2010 at 1:54 PM  

Ha! Honestly, had Jake not been wearing sunglasses, I would have thrown in something about him trying to look like Eminem circa 8 Mile. ;)

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 29, 2010 at 2:29 PM  

Yes Jake is totally adorable. Yes he looks great, hot, sexy (fill in the blank) in anything! But...I still want to cry when I see that gorgeous face hidden by hair. Is it a style or simply laziness? It's getting a bit too Grizzly Adams for me. But if it was to be Jake with facial hair or no Jake, come on, Grizzly! He definitely is worth whisker burn!!! Oh...I feel faint....

Linda,  June 29, 2010 at 2:58 PM  

hahaha Eminem? lol
oh and I agree with that facial hair part!

Anonymous,  June 29, 2010 at 3:53 PM  

Me 3 on the beard. Do any of you remember back in 2006 when Jake had grown a huge beard and someone named it Dill? :DDD


Anonymous,  June 29, 2010 at 4:19 PM  

What does his hoodie actually say? I can't make out the last word...

Becky Heineke June 29, 2010 at 4:45 PM  

^^^ Stand Up To Cancer. :)

DILL!! HAHA, Olympia!!! I'm pretty sure that was Miss Twist on JW. :D She even had a blog called "Save Our Dill," but then he shaved and she kind of disappeared from the fandom. :( Aw, good old Dill. I think we should go back to calling it that. ;D

I actually have three posts lined up relating to Dill, but things have been busy of late... We'll get to them! ;)

Sam June 29, 2010 at 5:07 PM  

i dont like Dill personally.... I like the hoodie tho!

KD,  June 29, 2010 at 6:05 PM  

Does all he ever do nowadays is work out? His heart and lungs must be like STEEL now.

Maybe he's making up for his smoking days?!

And "Dill" has alopecia, I swear.

Becky Heineke June 29, 2010 at 8:08 PM  

Dill does not seem to be very popular...nor, do I believe, has he ever been (aside from, you know, the girl who nicknamed him and devoted a whole blog to him). Dill also looks a little patchy, I'll give you that. We shall see how long Dill sticks around this time... (He's had staying power in the past, I'm not gonna lie.)

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 29, 2010 at 8:40 PM  

Political correctness aside, I thought Jake looked extremely sexy when he was smoking (I have many smoking pics on my group page) -- he seems to be a very oral person, always something in his mouth. God bless his lungs, but he is so HOT with a cig (I'm a bad, bad girl).

sumi k June 29, 2010 at 9:28 PM  

looks like Gylls left me a message while i was out in Los Angeles unsuccessfully protecting (stalking) him. :(


KD,  June 29, 2010 at 10:46 PM  


I'm with you gyllenhaalisgrl8, aside from the fact that his lungs were probably ashen on the inside, he looked so damn sexy as a smoker. One of my ALL TIME FAVORITE PICTURES OF JAKE IS THIS ONE:


Where he sits next to as Ashton Kutcher lookalike and lights a cig. AHHHH~

Do you have any more smoking pics to divulge? I need some more to add to my collection.


Becky Heineke June 29, 2010 at 10:54 PM  

sumi k is back!! And has failed on the Jake front...but is bearing gifts all the same! :D How was your trip??

ALSO. HAHAAAHAA, Jake and his candy! ;D (He does gift us with some fantastic photographs, doesn't he? Right-click SAVE.)

KD, I had forgotten about that picture. HOW could I have forgotten about that picture?! Also, I totally LOLd over your "YOU WIN THE WORLD..." sentence.

KD,  June 29, 2010 at 11:10 PM  

my mission to make PG totally lol has been completed. Now I have no goals left in life. WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!

That picture is one of my FAVORITE. Gah, but there's a severe shortage of smoking pictures on the interwebs. I'm almost read to 'shop one together.

Anonymous,  June 30, 2010 at 2:41 AM  

But doesn't Jake actually like Eminem, listens to his music and stuff? I don't think PG is far off really :D
Sour Patch Kids FTW!!

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 30, 2010 at 7:32 AM  

Okay KD...still checking my pics (my recent Jake back-up disc had over 14K images). I have the "Aston" one, but I also have a color one of Jake that same time, but with cigarette AND tongue (do you believe it?). I also have the movie still smokers from BBM, Brothers, Highway, The Good Girl, etc. But my favorite one is one I just recently came across (no pun intended) of Jake smoking wearing a baseball glove -- extremely hot -- long shorts, NO SHIRT. Are you familiar with it? If not, I can post it on twitter so there is a url!

KD,  June 30, 2010 at 11:04 AM  

Gyllenhaalisgrl8: Please do! I would love to see it. That, and the colored one with tongue. Thanks so much!!

Lena: I dunno if Jake listens to Eminem but I do know he likes...techno. I WONDER IF HE RAVES. Hmmm, food for thought. Maybe he was at EDC this year, jamming next to some half-naked chick.

sumi k June 30, 2010 at 11:41 AM  

eee! im back! i had an amazing time in LA; i went there for a movie premiere, which was pretty annoyingly fun. my boyfriend, as awesome as he is though, seems to have a grudge against dear gylls. so everytime i would check my email i would pretend as if i was visiting a stalkerazzi type site and say, 'oh my god jake is at so and so, LETS GO!'

watching my boyfriend going insane each time i grabbed my purse and pretended to run off was almost as good as seeing a hedgehog doing karate.


gyllenhaalisgr8 June 30, 2010 at 12:50 PM  

Here we go, KD: http://twitpic.com/photos/gyllenhaalisgr8
The smoking ones are the newest, marked "For KD", but if you go down, you will see a shitload of my Jake fixer-upper pics! Enjoy!!
I'm thinking of making a composite pic of Jake smoking, but it will be pretty big, LOL!

Becky Heineke June 30, 2010 at 1:07 PM  

OK, sumi k, since I read your blog and I know which premiere you went to, you have me TOTALLY INTRIGUED. You have a secret life, don't you? It was totally YOU in those pictures with Jake going out to dinner the other night, wasn't it? JAKE is your boyfriend!!!

I cannot believe he would cheat on me like this...

(Um, but seriously, the trip sounds like it was fantastic. It also sounds like your life is 100 times more glamorous than mine and if you ever want to trade places, I can offer you a really old above-garage apartment with very little air-conditioning in the Memphis summer heat, because that was my week last week. ;))

sumi k June 30, 2010 at 4:39 PM  

LOL!!! i wish i could say he was, because trust me i'd be all up in the pap pics giving out a huge 'suck it' face to everyone allll the time!

honestly, my boyfriend just has a really cool job, in a field thats somewhat linear to gylls'. so i sort of ride the coat tails and get the perks, haha! <3

Becky Heineke June 30, 2010 at 5:23 PM  

And again, all of my problems in life come down to a lack of a boyfriend. :) Well, I'm glad you had such a great trip!! And if you ever have the chance to attend Jake-related festivities, I'm absolutely expecting to be invited along. (I'm an awesome third wheel. ;))

Anonymous,  June 30, 2010 at 6:08 PM  

No PG, all your problems come down to the lack of Jake as your boyfriend. Take it from someone who knows :P
BUT, there'd be no Jake Watch-Stalking Jake blogs if you actually had the chance of taming that wolf, so I'm kinda secretly glad here we get to enjoy your entertaining humor :D

Anonymous,  June 30, 2010 at 6:13 PM  

And Sumi K, I read your blog too since PG perked my interest (girl, you should work as Jake's publicist!!) and wow, what a great high life trip you had. Seems Hollywood boyfriends are the only way to go :D
KD, imagining Jake RAVING just made my day again. RAVING WEREWOLF should be his nickname. Raving werewolf in da hood. I read somewhere that Jake likes Eminem, I just know I did, I'm not imagining this...

gyllenhaalisgr8 June 30, 2010 at 7:25 PM  

...Raging Werewolf in da HOODIE!

Anonymous,  June 30, 2010 at 7:57 PM  

"Raging Werewolf in da HOODIE!"
Hell yeah mofo! Word. Persia side. Peace.

sumi k July 1, 2010 at 7:53 AM  

PG, i hearby pledge that should i ever get an invite to a jake-centric event, you will most definitely be invited along. after all, he really does need a better security team to stop things like this http://i45.tinypic.com/vn12sn.jpg and this http://i49.tinypic.com/28gv0ix.jpg .

Becky Heineke July 1, 2010 at 9:13 AM  

^^^ I can't believe that girl attacked him and put him on crutches and then while on crutches, Jake had to carry his own backpack. I honestly don't know how he manages with people treating him so terribly! sumi k, you and I now have a mission to correct this should a non-existent opportunity ever become existent.

Lena, you speak words of wisdom. You also speak words of gansta. The entire Raging Werewolf conversation = LULZ. :D

Anonymous,  July 1, 2010 at 12:49 PM  

Is it wrong that I find him attractive as a disabled person??

It's the t-shirt, it's too tight, his chest and arm muscles are over exposed. Honestly Jake, how do you expect to be treated with dignity as a disabled person if you porn yourself out like that. Bulging those tanned biceps. The nerve.

KD,  July 1, 2010 at 10:17 PM  

Gyllenhaalisgrl8: THANK YOU. <3

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