Jake Responds to My Twitter Story. Plus, The Daily Facebook!

Jake Gyllenhaal, who follows my every move because he is totally obsessed with me, read the post I wrote earlier this week, which I only published after we talked, personally, about his concerns with Twitter impersonators.  Convinced that he needed to help me get the word out, Jake reiterated my entire post in this interview.  Ironically, Jake didn't tell me he was doing this, so I had to find out via...Twitter.

Jake Gyllenhaal:  A Man Who Hates Twitter

IN OTHER NEWS, it's that time of day again!  Today's Facebook question come from Levi "I belong to two different groups dedicated to the size of my arm muscles but my profile picture suggests muscle mass in any form is just wishful thinking on my part" Hayden Hargrove, who asks:

Some pretty dumb questions not all but some sheesh

ANSWER:  Levi, how strange you would ask that since your question is also pretty dumb.

(But to let you in on a secret, as long as you go see the movie, no one really cares what you write!  Clearly.)

Thank you, Levi!

And thank you, Jake, for backing up everything I say about you always.  And don't worry about not being on Facebook, either.  I got that covered, bro.